The Funniest 6 Seconds: 131 Vine Quotes That Still Make Us Laugh

Revisit some of the most hilarious Vine quotes that changed digital content.

This post highlights funny moments to make you laugh.

Famous Vine Quotes

1. “Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.” – @drewisgooden 

2. “Merry Chrysler.” – @csydelko

3. “Do it for the vine.” – @Dom

4. “It is Wednesday my dudes.” – @JimmyHere

5. “A potato flew around my room before you came.” – @lilsydfromthetrap

6. “What are those?” – @youngbusco

7. “What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” – @BRUH

8. “It’s an avocado, thanks!” – @JeffSimmons

9. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART

10. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” – @BrandonBowen

Hilarious Vine Quotes

11. “I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” – @tishcrazy

12. “Why you always lyin’?” – @downgoes.fraser

13. “That’s my best friend; that’s my best friend.” – @tokyovanity

14. “When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan

15. “I could have dropped my croissant!” – @BROTHER

16. “I wanna be a cowboy baby.” – @1 Eyed Wonder

17. “I will have some cheese nuggets.” — Nathan Enick

18. “Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!” — Carl Weezer

19. “Deez nuts, ha got em!” – @welvendagreat

20. “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.” – @ayitspnayo

Memorable Vine Quotes

21. “That was legitness.” – @PaulKim

22. “I am shooketh.” – @csydelko

23. “Look at all those chickens!” – @Bernforever

24. “Eyebrows on fleek.” – @PEACHES MONROEE

25. “Do you guys even listen to Drake?” – @JusReign

26. “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” – @adam perkins

27. “Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.” – @Braith

28. “Come get y’all juice.” – @kennedytayl0r

29. “All women… are queens.” – Camden Powell

30. “Chipotle is my life.” – @yungsofi

Relatable Vine Quotes

31. “Chris, is that a weed?” – @weaklingchris

32. “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” – @mason.chill

33. “What the f*ck is up Kyle?” – @nick_colletti

34. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.” – @AnthonyPadilla

35. “Can I PLEASE get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck

36. “Wtf, is this allowed? Is this allowed?” – @Daniel Gomez

37. “He needs some milk!” – @Jakeof300

38. “Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” – @billwurtz

39. “I smell like beef.” – @Katie Ryan

40. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me f*cked up!” – @Ashia

Rare Vine Quotes

41. “Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”

42. “You know what, I’m about to say it.”

43. “Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”

44. “…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”

45. “Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.”

46. “A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

47. “Why you always lying?”

48. “That is NOT correct.”

49. “Shoutout to all the pear.”

50. “This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you” …

Vine Quotes List

51. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

52. “Why are you running, why are you running?”

53. “Look at all those chickens.”

54. “Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”

55. “You better stop.”

56. “I have never missed a class.”

57. “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”

58. “Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

59. “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”

60. “Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”

Vine Quotes That Will Live Forever

61. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!”

62. “Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…”

63. “Are they helie balloons?!”

64. “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?”

65. “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read.”

66. “I have osteoporosis.”

67. “I’m just cooking pizza”

68. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”

69. “WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”

70. “Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”

More Vine Quotes

71. “A potato flew around the room before you came, excuse the mess it made…”

72. “What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

73. “I didn’t get no sleep cuz of y’all!”

74. “Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”

75. “Wait a minute, who ARE you?”

76. “Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”

77. “I can’t sleep, because of that video”

78. “XOXO, gossip girl.”

79. “How’d you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”

80. “What are thoooooose?”

Remarkable Vine Quotes To Remember

81. “How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.” – Unknown

82. “Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?” – Nathan Enick

83. “Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.” – Unknown

84. “Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?” – Unknown

85. “I can’t imagine being Mayo.” – Yung Sofi

86. “I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.” – Katie Ryan

87. “I’m washing me and my clothes.” – @sexylexy

88. “I’m telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you… OKAY.” – Gabrielle Godfrey

89. “Say, Colorado. I’m a giraffe!” – Unknown

90. “All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?” – Queen Blackwell

Vine Quotes About Food And Drinks

91. “Adam. Please get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

92. “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.” – @666chainz

93. “You’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.” – @Jessi Lockett

94. “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.” — Just Jake

95. “Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!” — Unknown

96. “Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya chicken strips!” — Unknown

97. “I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

98. “Root of a tree, fruit of a vine, let me pass by this blood of mine.” — Christopher Paolini

99. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.” — Unknown

100. “Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” — @Weaklingchris

Short Vine Quotes

101. “There’s only one race… the human race—What about Nascar?!” ― @LeftAtLondon

102. “I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch.” ― @LeftAtLondon

103. “I am shooketh. I like to do the shaky dance.” ― @Csydelko

104. “I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.” ― @Sexylexy

105. “What the hell is even that?” ― @McJuggerNuggets

106. “Happy Crimus…..It’s crismun….Merry crisis. Merry Chrysler.” ― Christine Sydelko

107. “Your name?” ― @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ

108. “Ha ha ha, I do that.” ― @LeftAtLondon

109. “Oh Hi! I know I am still a piece of garbage… Thanks for checking.” ― Bill Wurtz

110. “….a baby forest smothered in its bed…..” ― Sara Bonnett Stein

Vine Quotes From Vine’s Funniest Moments

111. “R.I.P. the 6 second era of Vine.” ― Vine Twitter

112. “I’m living my best life.” ― Lele Pons

113. “I’m not always the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty good at pretending to be.” ― Jake Foushee

114. Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.” ― Taylor Swift

115. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” ― Karen Smith

116. “Cash me outside, howbow dah.” ― Danielle Bregoli

117. I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” ― Jay-Z

118. “What’s a king to a god?” ― King Bach

119. “I’m not a fan of facts. I prefer something more like poetry.” ― Rob Delaney

120. “I ain’t gotta tell you what time it is.” ― Darnell

Vine Quotes That Capture Nature’s Resilience

121. Vine Quotes That Will Brighten Your Day

122. “Ohmigod he on x games mode”

123. “Deez nuts, ha got em! I am allergic to them!”

124. “I never went to oovoo javer”

125. “Wait a minute, who are you? Are you an alien?”

126. Pours water onto girl’s face “Hello?”

127. “Happy birthday Raven!”

128. “Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!”

129. “I am gonna get in trouble if I keep talking.”

130. “Oh, you mean your knees are aching!”

131. “I have my feet dipped in hot tub five feet, and I am loving it.”

What Do You Miss About Vine?

The best part about Vine is that its videos are easily shareable.

With just a six-second limit, sharing the looping clip with friends and family is simple.

We all have six seconds to spare to fit in a quick laugh. 

Even though the platform officially shut down in 2017, many popular vines are interwoven into internet culture.

Many are constantly quoted to this day.

Although Vine had a short life span, the comedic content made on its platform will live forever. 

Which of these fun Vine quotes is your favorite?

Is there a vine that we missed out on?

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