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Classic, Kooky, and Terrifying Addams Family Quotes

Everybody loves our favorite creepy, spooky, and kooky family, The Addams Family. And that’s why we love our collection of Addams Family quotes from the classic ‘90s films, The Addams Family and Addams Family Values.

The mysterious Addams Family originated as a comic strip in 1938, created by cartoonist, Charles Addams. In the last 83 years, we’ve seen Gomez and Morticia’s macabre romance develop in the 1960s television show, watched Wednesday and Pugsley’s kooky antics in the ‘90s movies, and become closer to the entire spooky family in the more recent animated movie.

So throw your witch’s shawl on and prepare to dive into the land of the grim and ghastly with these spine-chilling Addams Family quotes.

Don’t forget to also check out these ‘Friends’ quotes from the hit 90’s sitcom.

50 Classic, Kooky, and Terrifying Addams Family Quotes

Classic Addams Family Values quotes from Wednesday, Morticia, Gomez, and others

1. “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.” — Wednesday

2. “Sweet Oblivion, open your arms!” — Wednesday (in Hamlet)

3. “Thing, you’re a handful.” — Morticia

4. “Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.” — Gomez

5. “It was just a party. It’s over. It means nothing.” — Uncle Fester

6. “It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.” — Morticia

7. “A-ha! Showtime!” — Gomez

8. “Woe to the Republic.” — Wednesday

9. “I don’t want to be in the pageant.” — Wednesday Addams

10. “I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.” — Gomez

11. “Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.” — Morticia

12. “Sometimes, late at night…I remember how [Debbie] used to turn to me and say, ‘Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!'” — Fester

13. “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.” — Wednesday

14. “We don’t hug.” — Wednesday

15. “I’m not perky.” — Wednesday

16. “You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… Pastels?” — Morticia

17. “Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!” — Gomez

Kooky Addams Family quotes

18. “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ” — Morticia

19. “So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don’t I deserve love… and jewelry?” — Debbie Jellinsky

20. “You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?” — Morticia

21. “Gomez, take those out of his mouth.” — Morticia

22. “Salt, pepper, or cyanide?” — Morticia

23. “An open grave. It was my first funeral.” — Morticia

24. “Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?” — Morticia

25. “Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.” — Morticia

26. “What? Come on, Old Man, I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.” — Gomez

27. “They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!” — Gomez

28. “Oh, my little bundle. So much you don’t understand.” — Dr. Pinderschloss

29. “You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!” — Margaret

Terrifying Addams Family quotes

30. “Pugsley, sit in the chair… so we can play a game.” — Wednesday

31. “And our credo: ‘Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.’ We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.” — Morticia

32. “About the séance tonight, I wish you’d come.” — Morticia

33. “Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.” — Wednesday

34. “Spirits above me, give me a sign. Shall I be joyous… or shall I be damned?” — Gomez

35. Morticia: “Wednesday’s at that special age where she has one thing on her mind.”

Camp Mom: “Boys?”

Wednesday: “Homicide.”

36. “So, I’ll have to prove my power.” — Wednesday

37.“Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.” — Wednesday

38. “Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.” — Wednesday

Romantic Addams Family quotes

39. “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia

40. “How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?” — Gomez

41. “Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez

42. “You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.” — Gomez

43. “When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air.” — Morticia

44. “To live without you, only that would be torture.” — Gomez

45. “I’m blinded by such beauty.” — Gomez

46. “You bewitched me.” — Gomez

47. “So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?” — Morticia

48. “Oh, Gomez. It’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate.” — Morticia

49. “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez

50. “A day alone, only that would be death.” — Morticia

Which Addams Family member is your favorite?

Despite their peculiar demeanor, the Addams Family is a loveable crew with family at the core of their values.

Morticia is a loving mother with a terrifically gothic sense of homemaking. Gomez is dashingly debonair. Wednesday is hysterically terrifying and her older brother, Pugsley is totally devious.

Grandmama is mysteriously witchy and Uncle Fester is entirely bizarre. Lurch and Thing are fully supportive members of the team and Cousin Iit is as sweet as can be.

You’ll never find a kookier, spookier brood than this!

We hope you enjoyed these Addams Family quotes and lines. Which quote was your favorite? Let us know in the comments below.

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