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Lilo and Stitch Quotes From The Adorable Disney Movie About Family

Lilo and Stitch is one of those perfect Disney movies. It is filled with enough real pain and angst to bring viewers on an emotional journey while having enough whimsy and fiction to not leave us completely devastated. It is a balance that Disney does well, and the movie about the orphaned little Hawaiin girl, who is being raised by her teenage sister, is one of the best.

The little family is grieving and struggling in the real world, but Lilo’s heart is still so big and looking for love that she rescues an ugly misfit little “dog.” A “dog” she names Stitch, and who turns out to not be a dog at all! Instead, he is one of the galaxy’s most wanted criminals. Yup, the adorable little alien that gifts us with so many funny and heartfelt quotes, is an intergalactic fugitive.

The council is searching for ‘Experiment 626’ (Stitch) because he is known to cause quite a lot of chaos. Stitch’s attempt to escape capture though, leads to Lilo almost getting hurt, and social services removing her from Nani’s care. Some of these Lilo and Stitch quotes do a wonderful job illustrating the love and family dynamic between the two sisters.

Stitch tries to put things right, but that doesn’t quite go as planned. There is a chase, an explosion, and he and Lilo are captured. However, in the end, ohana (family) and love win out, and we get our happy ever after Disney ending! Keep reading through these Lilo and Stitch quotes for some of the most iconic lines of the film!

Don’t forget to also check out these Dumbo quotes from the movies about Disney’s adorable elephant.

Lilo and Stitch quotes from wild conversations and fights between Lilo and Nani’s

1. Lilo: “I like you better as a sister than a mom.”

Nani: “Yeah?”

Lilo: “And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?”

2. Lilo: “A falling star… I call it!… Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!”

Lilo: “Can’t you go any faster?”

Nani: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”

Lilo: “No, it’s not!”

Nani: “Is too, Lilo; the same thing happened yesterday.”

Lilo: “You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?”

3. Lilo: “Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?”

Nani: “Nah… the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.”

4. “You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, ‘Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?’ I’m gonna say…’Love… and… nurturing…’” ― Nani

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5. Nani: “Oh, you are such a pain.”

Lilo: “Then why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?”

Nani: “At least a rabbit would behave better than you!”

Lilo: “Good! Then you’ll be happy cuz it’ll be smarter than me too!”

Nani: “And quieter!”

Lilo: “You’ll like it cuz it’s stinky like you!”

6. Nani: “Go to your room!”

Lilo: “I’m already in my room!”

7. Nani: “…something that won’t die. Something… sturdy… you know?”

Lilo: “Like a lobster!”

Nani: “Lilo, you lolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a


Heartfelt and sad Lilo and Stitch quotes

8. “This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.” ― Stitch

9. “Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.” ― Lilo

10. “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys… But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.” ― Lilo

11. “But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.” ― Lilo

12. “Let me illuminate you on the precarious situation you’ve found yourself in. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.” ― Mr. Cobra Bubbles

13. Nani: “I shouldn’t have yelled at you…”

Lilo: “We’re sisters… It’s our job.”

14. “It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away.” ― Lilo

15. “You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!” ― Nani

16. “Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.” ― Nani

17. “Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. That’s a true friend.”  Nani

18. “We’re a broken family, aren’t we?”  Lilo

19. “Starving yourself won’t bring him back, Lilo.” ― Nani

Dramatic Lilo and Stitch quotes from Lilo that remind us why we love her

20. “I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face…” ― Lilo

21. “Leave me alone to diiiiie.” ― Lilo

22. “Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I’ve compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one… is dancing!” ― Lilo

23. “If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination!” ― Lilo

24. “Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.” ― Lilo

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25. Lilo: “Your knuckles say “cobra”…”Cobra Bubbles”… you don’t… *look* like a social worker.”

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “I’m a special classification.”

Lilo: “Did you ever kill anyone?”

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “We’re getting off the subject.”

26. Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “Let’s talk about you. Are you… happy?”

Lilo: “I’m adjusted. I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street… and take long naps…and get disciplined?”

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “Disciplined?”

Lilo: “Yeah! She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!”

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “Bricks?”

Lilo: “Uh huh… in a pillow case…”

27. “Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.” ― Lilo

28. “You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?” ― Lilo

Funny Lilo and Stitch quotes and sayings

29. “Okay, that’s enough sugar for you! Go out and play, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream.”  Nani

30. “I think it’s a koala, an evil koala. I can’t even pet him! He just keeps staring at me, like he’s gonna eat me!” ― Nani

31. Rescue Lady: “Oh yes, mmhmm, all of our dogs are adoptable…Except that one!”

Nani: “What is that thing?”

Rescue Lady: “A dog, I think… But it was dead this morning…”

Nani: “It was dead this morning?”

Rescue Lady: “Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!”

32. “This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.” ― Lilo

33. “Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She’s so beautiful. There’s another one, and another. It’s a whole flock. They like me. They’re nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they’re… they’re… Aaaaaaaah!” ― Pleakley

34. Nani: “Did you catch fire again?”

David: “No just the stage.”

35. Lilo: “Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.”

David: “She thinks it’s fancy?”

36. Rescue Lady: “You have to think of a name for him.”

Lilo: “His name is…’Stitch’.”

Rescue Lady: “Now that’s not a real name…in Iceland… But here it’s a good name! “Stitch” it is.”

37. Gantu: “What is that monstrosity?”

Jumba: “Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. It is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. It can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times its size. It’s only instinct… to destroy everything it touches! Ha ha ha ha!”

Grand Councilwoman: “So it IS a monster.”

Jumba: “Eh, just a little one.”

38. “Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.” ― Mr. Cobra Bubbles

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39. Captain Gantu: “Abomination!”

Stitch: “Stupid-head!”

40. “Look at him, Lilo. He’s obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!”― Nani

41. “Aliens are all about rules.” ― Mr. Cobra Bubbles

42. “Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!” ― Stitch

43. “Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!” ― Pleakley

Lilo and Stitch quotes about Stitch and the other creations

44. “His destructive programming is taking effect. He’ll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he’ll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.” ― Jumba

45. “Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!” ― Gantu

46. “So, tell me, my little one-eyed one… on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my “monstrosity” been unleashed?” ― Jumba

47. Grand Councilwoman: “What if our military forces just landed there?”

Pleakley: “Well that’ll be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!”

48. Grand Councilwoman: “How do you plead?”

Jumba: “Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries.”

49. Grand Councilwoman: “We believe you actually… created something.”

Jumba: “Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever..make… more than one.”

50. “I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.” ― Jumba

Which of these Lilo and Stitch quotes is your favorite?

The movie was so successful that it launched an entire franchise. Disney made a direct-to-video sequel called Stitch! The Movie, which was released on August 26, 2003. The movie acted as a pilot to the television series Lilo & Stitch: The Series, which ran from September 20, 2003, to July 29, 2006.

In August 2005, a second direct-to-video sequel, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch, was released as a direct sequel to Lilo & Stitch (meaning it was set before Stitch! The Movie). The third sequel, Leroy & Stitch, which was released as a television film in June 2006, served as the conclusion to the TV series.

After that, there have been other spin-offs where Stitch ends up in other locations on Earth with humans other than Lilo. There was even an anime series, Stitch!, which takes place in Okinawa. Two additional TV specials ran in 2012 and 2015. There has even been a manga series! A live-action remake of the film was reported to be in development in October 2018 and is rumored to be released direct-to-streaming on Disney+.

Are you excited to see what the latest Lilo and Stitch looks like? Share your favorite Lilo and Stitch quotes or scenes with us in the comment section below!

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