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30 Rick Sanchez Quotes from Rick and Morty

Enjoy these laughable quotes from Rick Sanchez of Rick and Morty.

Rick Sanchez is the grandfather of Morty in the animated series Rick and Morty. Rick is an alcoholic, genius scientist with a pessimistic outlook and a penchant for getting into and causing trouble. He lives with his daughter Beth and her family, including Morty.

Rick gets into most of his trouble in the garage where he plays with his inventions, travels to other dimensions, builds robots, and just causes mayhem.

We learn at one point that Rick has even been in a band and has served time in prison for being an intergalactic terrorist. Enjoy these hilarious Rick Sanchez quotes!

Don’t forget to also check out these Princess and the Frog quotes for the Disney fan.

Rick Sanchez quotes from Rick and Morty

1. “Hey, Muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?” – Rick Sanchez

2. “Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.” – Rick Sanchez

3. “Let’s get riggity, riggity wrecked son!” – Rick Sanchez

4. “Peace among worlds.” – Rick Sanchez

5. “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” – Rick Sanchez

6. “Wubba lubba dub dub!” – Rick Sanchez

7. “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Rick!” – Rick Sanchez

8. “You gotta get Schwifty.” – Rick Sanchez

9. “We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.” – Rick Sanchez

10. “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry, it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people running around bumping into each other got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.” – What do they actually teach you in school that you end up using in life? Absolutely nothing.” – Rick Sanchez

11. “I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” – Rick Sanchez

12. “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.” – Rick Sanchez

13. “Lick Lick Lick my balls.” – Rick Sanchez

14. “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is, don’t think about it.” – Rick Sanchez

Surprising lessons from Rick Sanchez quotes

15. “To live is to risk it all.” – Rick Sanchez

16. “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.” – Rick Sanchez

17. “That’s planning for failure Morty. Even dumber than regular planning.” – Rick Sanchez

18. “I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment.” – Rick Sanchez

19. “Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.” – Rick Sanchez

20. “Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know … meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people.” – Rick Sanchez

More Rick Sanchez quotes

21. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” – Rick Sanchez

22. “You’re missing the point, Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.” – Rick Sanchez

23. “Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.” – Rick Sanchez

24. “Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” – Rick Sanchez

25. “Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.” – Rick Sanchez

26. “He’s not pressing charges… That’s gotta be the “you shot me” equivalent of not being mad.” – Rick Sanchez

27. “There’s a lesson here and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” – Rick Sanchez

28. “Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.” – Rick Sanchez

29. “If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty.” – Rick Sanchez

30. “I programmed you to believe that.” – Rick Sanchez

Which of these Rick Sanchez quotes is your favorite?

Now that you have been able to read some of Rick’s quotes, you may have a better understanding of who he is. Rick is now 70 years old and tall and skinny, but he is still a genius.

When he is not drunk, he can often be found in his workshop in the garage. He is a drunkard and has lived a crazy life, but because of that, he has many stories to tell.

Rick is that member of the family that we all seem to have. He is the crazy family member that has no filter and is always causing chaos. They can drive us crazy, but at the same time, they add a lot of excitement to our lives.

Did you enjoy these Rick Sanchez quotes and lines? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below.

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