50 Boob Quotes About The Lovely Lady Lumps

By Lia Munson | Published July 15, 2023

These boob quotes will enhance your appreciation for the amazing breast!

“Boob” is slang for a woman’s breast.

Tell us your favorite boob quote in the comment section!

Why Should You Read Boob Quotes?

Reading boob quotes will give you profound respect and appreciation for the female body part that has given so much to the world (literally and figuratively)!

Boob is a colloquial term that’s been around for over a hundred years.

The word boob is so common that it almost isn’t considered slang anymore.

It is often used interchangeably with breast as a technical description.

There are a lot of other terms for boobs that have circulated in language over the years.

In 2005, the Black Eyed Pease popularized “lady lumps” as slang for boobs in their hit song My Humps.

Other slang terms for boobs that have been used throughout history include:

Jugs

Duckies

Hooters

Knockers

Bazoombas

Love pillows

Boobs likely evolved to be the housing structure for the mammary gland and the dispensary for its product.

The mammary gland functions to produce and secrete milk to feed offspring.

While some men appear to have boobs (usually referred to as “man boobs”), men have no mammary glands and cannot produce milk.

So, technically, a man can’t have boobs.

Breasts have also been the focus of various art forms throughout history.

The idealization of breasts for their beauty and life-giving capacity led to a proliferation of artwork that featured breasts during the Renaissance period.

Renaissance artists like Michelangelo and Botticelli highlighted the curves and contours of the breasts.

Similarly, contemporary American artist Claes Oldenburg produced sculptures that specifically focused on breasts.

Boobs are beautiful and practical, giving them a captivating, magical allure that has ceased fading for thousands of years.

Enjoy these boob quotes!

Top Ten Boob Quotes

So many boob quotes are great, but these ten are the best!

1. “There is a divinity within our breast.” — Ovid

2. “People think you can’t be clever if you have breasts.” — Kelly Brook

3. “I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs.” — Joan Rivers

4. “There’s a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.” — Dolly Parton

5. “I sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love.” ― Helena Hunting

6. “The earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

7. “My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.” — Joan Rivers

8. “Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.” — Dave Barry

9. “Life teaches you, the larger you grow in life, the bigger should be your support system. Like boobs!” ― Himmilicious

10. I love Thanksgiving turkey… It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Motherhood Boob Quotes

These boob quotes exemplify the naturalness and beauty of breasts doing what they were made for.

11. “Breastfeeding is a mother’s gift to herself, her baby, and the earth.” — Pamela K. Wiggins

12. “The moment she had laid the child to the breast both became perfectly calm.” — Isak Dinesen

13. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton

14. “A baby nursing at a mother’s breast… is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature.” — David Suzuki

15. “Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.” —Robert A. Heinlein

16. “There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.” — Irena Chalmers

17. “I can’t get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife’s breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.” — Paul Reiser

18. “A pair of substantial mammary glands has the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor’s brain, in the art of compounding a nutritious fluid for infants.” — Oliver Wendall Holmes

19. “A newborn baby has only three demands. They are warmth in the arms of its mother, food from her breasts, and security in the knowledge of her presence. Breastfeeding satisfies all three.” — Dr. Grantly Dick-Read

20. “Breastfeeding reminds us of the universal truth of abundance; the more we give out, the more we are filled up, and that divine nourishment – the source from which we all draw is, like a mother’s breast, ever full and ever flowing.” — Sarah Buckley

Women’s Thoughts and Feelings About Boobs

These boob quotes show the range and complexity of women’s relationships with breasts.

21. “What’s so beautiful about breasts is their uniqueness.” — Anne Heche

22. “We women should remember that we are much more than just breasts.” — Olivia Newton-John

23. “Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.” — Iris Marion Young

24. “How stupid that all I have to do is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly I’m man’s best friend.” ― Christine Heppermann

25. “I’m very proud of my breasts, as every woman should be. It’s not cellular obesity. It’s womanliness.” — Anita Ekberg

26. “I’m sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn’t.” — Joan Rivers

27. “My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they’ve gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time.” — Jamie Lee Curtis

28. “I was a 36C or D, and at 5’ 1”, I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of an audience was not going to be easy.” — Janeane Garofalo

29.. “Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.” — Rita Rudner

30. “If a woman says, ‘I am getting these breast implants to gain self confidence,’ then I have to ask, what kind of a society do we live in where a woman’s self-confidence depends on having a dangerous, expensive and painful operation on a perfectly healthy body?” — Katha Pollitt

Boob Quotes From Men

Here, you’ll see that boob quotes made by men typically fall into the same category.

31. “Breasts are like the lottery. You’ve got to play to win.” — Dave Barry

32. “I’m convinced that men don’t actually grow up; their toys just get bigger.” — Les Dawson

33. “They are always surprising and no two are the same- they are like snowflakes!” — Joe King

34. “Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. ‘Aw, isn’t that lovely?’” — Dylan Moran

35. “Breasts are like the sunsets of life. You look, and you’re happy.” — George Costanza (Seinfeld)

36. “I don’t have a problem with boobs. I have a problem with people who don’t have boobs.” — Louis C.K.

37. “There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.” — William Goldman

38. “If you ask any man about boobs if they prefer big or small boobs — they don’t care.” — Brighton Early

39. “The visual impact of seeing the beauty of each particular boob is compelling to every straight man.” — Horace Cope

40. “The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren’t looking, they notice her breasts.” —Conan O’Brien

More Funny Boob Quotes

Below are some more hilarious boob quotes.

41. “I have a very large bra collection. It’s like a boob zoo.” – Lindsay Lohan

42. “Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.” ― Joan Jett

43. “I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big… but less small.” — Calista Flockhart

44. “I don’t know what the big deal is; it’s only boobs. Mine aren’t even that nice; they’re just boobs.” — John Green

45. “When I was a boy, I used to wake up thinking that breasts were balloons I hadn’t blown up yet.” – Woody Allen

46. “I’d definitely pose nude again. No qualms. I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires.” — Jessica Hahn

47. “One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

48. “American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.” — Hedy Lamarr

49. If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.” — Sarah Silverman

50. “I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing fake ones – people are confused. My breasts have a life of their own.” — Jennifer Lawrence