50 Carpet Quotes About the Soft Flooring We Have All Loved

By Stephanie Kirby | Published June 13, 2023

These carpet quotes will remind you why carpet is your favorite floor covering!

Carpet is a soft flooring option with an upper layer “pile” attached to a backing.

The pile is the raised surface of a fabric that consists of loops or stands or yarn and is what makes the carpet soft.

Traditionally the pile was made from wool, but since the 1900’s nylon, polyester, and polypropylene have replaced wool in many circumstances as they are a less expensive option.

In the United States, the carpet industry began in 1791 when William Sprague opened the first woven carpet mill in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

There are many different types of carpeting to meet your personal preference, such as:

Cut Pile: This includes shag carpet and is known for being durable
Loop Pile: This is a uniform and clean cut of carpet, including Berber
Cut-Loop Pile: This is a combination of the other two styles of carpet and is both pleasing to the eye and durable

Take a look at these carpet quotes to learn more about how we all love carpets!

Best Carpet Quotes

Check out some of the best carpet quotes!

1. “Imagination is the true magic carpet.” — Norman Vincent Peale

2. “I do not like red carpet; I prefer the green pitch.” — Manuel Neuer

3. “It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.” — Al Franken

4. “I love the smell of a theater. The old rooms and the carpet and all that stuff.” — R. Kelly

5. “The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.” — Prince Philip

6. “There’s something rich and nourishing in the mundane—that isn’t sparkly or red carpet.” — Lara Pulver

7. “I want my images to turn the viewer’s brain into what it is: a flying carpet.” — Alejandro Jodorowsky

8. “The world was like a huge red carpet out ahead of me to be walked on. And it stretched on and on, no end.” — Elia Kazan

9. “Hope is the magic carpet that transports us from the present moment into the realm of infinite possibilities.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

10. “I can remember watching MTV Cribs – these amazing houses – and looking around my house where there was no carpet on the floors.” — Bugzy Malone

Red Carpet Quotes

Here are some red carpet quotes for you to enjoy!

11. “The red carpet has to be felt to be believed.” — William H. Macy

12. “The red carpet is really the only thing that makes me nervous.” — Julianna Margulies

13. “You don’t have to be famous to live out your own red carpet moment.” — Rachel Zoe

14. “I sometimes wonder if two-thirds of the globe is covered in red carpet.” — Prince Charles

15. “I love it when a character requires me to look less than my red-carpet best.” — Kate Winslet

16. “Everyone wants to go to the party and the red carpet, but my life is 90% the work.” — Bret Michaels

17. “I’m always on a red carpet… the other day, I thought, this ain’t bad. You can meet people on it.” — Al Pacino

18. “I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car, and it’s bedlam. Everyone’s got crazy eyes.” — Emily Blunt

19. “The red-carpet spotlight is a little bit more nerve-racking when you haven’t been doing it all the time.” — Shania Twain

20. “The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment: the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. The new president and his first lady.” — Richard M. Nixon

Funny Carpet Quotes

Enjoy some laughs with these funny carpet quotes.

21. “I’m old enough to know that a red carpet’s just a rug…” — Al Gore

22. “The smell of the carpet in a hotel room is the same everywhere.” — Linda Ronstadt

23. “Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.” — Aziz Ansari

24. “My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.” — Mason Cooley

25. “It’s much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That’s the truth.” — Oprah Winfrey

26. “Let it be said that the makeup artist at ‘90210’ made me look better for the fake red carpet than I’ve ever looked on an actual red carpet.” — Diablo Cody

27. “What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” — Woody Allen

28. “All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.” — Erma Bombeck

29. “I like to fold my magic carpet, after use, in such a way as to superimpose one part of the pattern upon another. Let visitors trip.” — Vladimir Nabokov

30. “My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” — Rita Rudner

Magic Carpet Quotes

Here are some magic carpet quotes!

31. “Books… the magic carpet ride of a lifetime.” — Janice M. Lauderdale

32. “Whether by plane, bus or carpet, own the magic in your ride.” — Gine Greenlee

33. “The music is the magic carpet that other things take naps on.” — Tori Amos

34. “The Airstream drives like a couch on a magic carpet.” — Jennifer Flower

35. “Your imagination can take you anywhere. I hope you have many magic carpet adventures.” — Laura Clarizio

36. “You can overcome your obstacles, just use them as your magic carpet and ride to success.” — Bhopal Green

37. “Do you craft a curtain to hide behind, or do you fashion a magic carpet that will carry you to unequaled heights?” — Tony Robbins

38. “Unravel my magic carpet. Shake the gold dust from my trips to the sun and take it for a spin to the center of the universe.” — Curtis Tyrone

39. “Don’t need a magic carpet to soar or wings to fly. I simply close my eyes and place my soul against the sky.” — Melody Lee

40. “That summer we had been absolutely alone, together, even when people were around, the only inhabitants of the kind of floating island or magic carpet which being in love is.” — Robert Penn Warren

More Carpet Quotes

Here are some more carpet quotes for you to enjoy.

41. “I certainly have been guilty of trying to sweep things under the carpet.” — Kenneth Branagh

42. “When I do fall in love, I’ll go to the ends of the earth for that person. I’d lay down on a carpet of nails for the person I love.” — Peter Andre

43. “Celebrities might be experts when it comes to working the red carpet but relying on them to guide your health and wellness can be a slippery slope.” — Harley Pasternak

44. “A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way.” — Caroline Gordon

45. “For too long we have swept the problems of mental illness under the carpet… and hoped that they would go away.” — Richard J. Codey

46. “You know, if you never deal with that dirt up under the carpet, it’s going to get larger and larger, and it’s going to keep coming up.” — Herschel Walker

47. “To me, a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.” — Helen Keller

48. “Your wedding is your red carpet moment, and while brides definitely can take some chances with style, you don’t want to look like a fad.” — Remm Acra

49. “When someone who loves and cares about me compliments me, I feel more glamorous than when the flashbulbs are going off on the red carpet.” — Gabrielle Union

50. “I don’t have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I can until they put me under the carpet.” — Carl Paladino