25 Good Girls Quotes that Give a Fresh Take on the Old Crime Dramas

If you’re looking for a show different from the rest, these Good Girls quotes will draw you in.

There are a lot of crime dramas that have been on network television and streaming platforms over the past decade.

However, Good Girls took a fresh approach that helped set it apart from the others.

It was a comedy crime-drama, adding humor into the mix.

The writers of the show found a smart balance between including humor and not overdoing it.

The show is the story of three moms that turn to a life of crime in order to help meet the financial needs of their families.

If you’re never watched it and aren’t sure what to expect, read through the Good Girls quotes below.

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Good Girls quotes by Ruby

1. “You say you don’t know who I am, well let me introduce myself. I’m the crazy-ass bitch that robbed a grocery store, to save her child and protect her family.” — Ruby

2. “Ya’ll realize we’re using a baby as a human shield.” — Ruby

3. “He smells like hamsters and burps.” — Ruby

4. “I’m disgusting. I’m sewage. You know how they drain it for fertilizer or whatever, I’m what they can’t use. I’m the sewage so rancid they have to bury it a hundred miles in the earth and hope that no one ever finds it. I’m that garbage.” — Ruby

5. “Is he more Martha Stewart or Suge Knight?” — Ruby

6. “You’re a child. You do whatever you want, whatever you want without thinking about anyone else but yourself.” — Ruby

7. “That bitch moves like a gazelle.” — Ruby

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Good Girls quotes by Rio

8. “I don’t give a damn if you try. You gotta win, bitch.” — Rio

9. “Nah. You need a fall guy if you ever tying to make money again.” — Rio

10. “You wanna be king, you gotta kill the king. This stuff’s medieval darling.” — Rio

11. “Tell them we’re making love. Make me sound good though, yeah?” — Rio

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Good Girls quotes by Annie

12. “I’m just scared . . . that if I died tomorrow the only thing that people would remember about me was what was in my purse.” — Annie

13. “Sure, whatever. The point is that if Ben was here, I wouldn’t have even had to look it up because he’s so much smarter than me. And better than me. And everything in my life is just a lot better whenever he’s with me.” — Annie

14. “Resolved. That my son is the coolest, smartest, most talkiest debater in all of southeastern Michigan.” — Annie

15. “You could see every shrink on the planet and you’d still never sack up.” — Annie

16. “I don’t know, but she is gonna go down for this because at this point the only murder that I would willingly do time for is hers.” — Annie

Good Girls quotes by Beth

17. “You have no idea what I have done or even who I am. And that little wifey of yours who lived to make you dinner has left the building, and she is not coming back.” — Beth

18. “No boys gonna break us up.” — Beth

19. “I’m the banker, bitch.” — Beth

20. “What makes the most sense is couple’s therapy. Not grand larceny.” — Beth

21. “Not just cards, Judith.” — Beth

22. “It feels good to be really good at something.” — Beth

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Good Girls quotes from memorable conversations within the show

23. Beth: “We know nothing about running a strip club.”

Rio: “Didn’t know much about cars or hot tubs either.”

24. Rio: “Always want what I already have, huh?”

Nick: “Always get it, too.”

25. Rio: “Bitch like that don’t need to be romanced.”

Nick: “Oh, yeah? What does she need?”

Rio: “Someone to yank her by that ponytail.”

Which of these Good Girls quotes is your favorite?

Good Girls received positive reviews during the four seasons that aired on network television.

At a time when many of the shows had the same feel, this one gave viewers something different to watch.

It also helped show that network television could still compete with streaming platforms for quality shows.

Another thing that viewers commented on was the refreshing “modesty” of the show.

They weren’t trying to constantly push the boundaries of what was acceptable to put on the show.

So if you’re growing tired of modern shows, this is one you can binge-watch that’s different from the rest.

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