If you couldn’t help but laugh when watching the movie, these Dumb and Dumber quotes will take you right back to watching it.
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels star in the comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. It’s a movie that follows Harry and Lloyd, best friends that aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
Lloyd, a limo driver, falls for a woman he drives to the airport. When she leaves her briefcase at the airport, he and Harry drive across the country to bring it back to her. The only problem is that it was a random drop that puts a target on their backs, which makes for a hilarious storyline.
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Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Lloyd
1. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd
2. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
3. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd
4. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
5. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd
6. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
7. “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd
8. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd
9. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd
10. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd
11. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd
12. “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” – Lloyd
13. “Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ bout a little place called… As-pen.” – Lloyd
14. “We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd
15. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd
16. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
17. “Boy this party really died.” – Lloyd
18. “Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!” – Lloyd
19. “Thanks. Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
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Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Harry
20. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry
21. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry
22. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry
23. “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” – Harry
24. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry
25. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
26. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry
27. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry
28. “Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry
29. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…” – Harry
30. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry
31. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry
32. “You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.” – Harry
33. “You just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don’t have enough money to get to Aspen! We don’t have enough money to get home! We don’t have enough money to eat! We don’t have enough money to sleep!” – Harry
34. “One time we mated a bull dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” – Harry
35. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry
36. “You had, an extra pair of gloves this entire time?!” – Harry
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37. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.”
38. “Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn’t you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozin’, have ya? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?”
39. “Yeah, well you aware it’s against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!”
40. “Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?”
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Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes is your favorite?
It’s hard to pick a favorite quote from a movie full of hilariously stupid lines. It’s a great movie to watch when you need something to make you laugh and you don’t want to have to think about it.
If you’ve never watched the movie before, these quotes may sound ridiculous. And that’s why you need to watch the movie to hear them delivered by the characters.
But don’t confuse Dumb & Dumber with the prequel that came out years later, Dumb & Dumberer. This movie is a completely different cast and storyline. Make sure you watch the first movie if you want to enjoy these quotes.
Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes and lines is your favorite? Do you have any other quotes to add? Let us know in the comment section below.
March 30, 2020 7:30 AM EST