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Dumb and Dumber Quotes For Fans of the Movie

If you couldn’t help but laugh when watching the movie, these Dumb and Dumber quotes will take you right back to watching it.

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels star in the American comedy movie Dumb and Dumber.

It’s a movie that follows Harry and Lloyd, best friends that aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.

Lloyd, a limo driver, falls for a woman he drives to the airport.

When she leaves her briefcase at the airport, he and Harry drive across the country to bring it back to her.

The only problem is that it was a random drop that puts a target on their backs, which makes for a hilarious storyline.

Dumb and Dumber was directed by Peter Farrelly who co-wrote the screenplay with Bobby Farrelly and Bennett Yellin.

The film was released on December 16, 1994, and received generally positive reviews from critics.

It was a commercial success, grossing over $247 million worldwide.

Regarded as one of the best comedies of the 1990s, Dumb and Dumber spawned an animated TV series, a 2003 prequel, and a 2014 sequel.

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Funny Dumb and Dumber quotes

1. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd

2. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry

3. “If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.” – Lloyd 

4. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry

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5. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd

6. “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” – Harry

7. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd

8. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry

9. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd

10. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry

Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Lloyd

11. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd

12. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd

13. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd

14. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd

15. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd

16. “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd

17. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd

18. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd

Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Harry

19. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry

20. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry

21. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry

22. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry

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23. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry  

24. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…” – Harry

25. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry

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Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes is your favorite?

It’s hard to pick a favorite quote from a movie full of hilariously stupid lines.

It’s a great movie to watch when you need something to make you laugh and you don’t want to have to think about it.

If you’ve never watched the movie before, these quotes may sound ridiculous.

And that’s why you need to watch the movie to hear them delivered by the characters.

But don’t confuse Dumb & Dumber with the prequel that came out years later, Dumb & Dumberer.

This movie is a completely different cast and storyline.

Make sure you watch the first movie if you want to enjoy these quotes.

Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes and lines is your favorite?

Do you have any other quotes to add?

Let us know in the comment section below.

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