25 Clueless Quotes From The 90s Classic Comedy

Think you can find better Clueless quotes than these?

Ugh, as if.

It’s been more than 25 years since Cher Harowitz and her besties enchanted our lives through the silver screen.

Since then, Clueless went from hit 90s teen comedy to totally classic.

After all, what’s not to love about a film filled with iconic fashion, radical slang, and all the drama that comes with being a teenager?

This film, written by Amy Heckerling, starring Alicia Silverstone, and based on the Jane Austin novel, Emma, holds a special place in all of our hearts.

And what better way to celebrate than with these totally classic quotes?

Released in July 1995, Clueless received positive reviews from critics and is considered to be one of the best teen films of all time.

It grossed $56.6 million in the United States during its theatrical run, making it the 32nd-highest-grossing film of 1995.

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Totally classic Clueless quotes

1. “Ugh, as if!” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about discontent is the first necessity of progress

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2. “I was just totally clueless.” — Cher

Clueless quotes about just totally clueless

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3. “I totally paused.” — Cher

Clueless quotes about totally paused

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4. “May I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about statue of liberty

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5. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” ― Tai

Clueless quotes about virginity

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6. “Rollin’ with the homies.” ― Tai

Clueless quotes about rolling with homies

7. “No, she’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about painting

8. “Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?” ― Dionne

Clueless quotes about suffering from buyers remorse

9. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about great singers

10. “I’m audi.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about I'm audi

Best Clueless quotes from Cher

11. “Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period… I got a C in debate?” ― Cher

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12. “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” ― Cher

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13. “Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about mankind

14. “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about victim or ensembly challenged

15. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” ― Cher

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16. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” — Cher

Clueless quotes about my shoes and they only go on my feet

17. “I feel like such a bonehead.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about I feel like such a bonehead

18. “I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about the crimson wave

19. “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.” — Cher

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Clueless quotes about to show a little skin

20. “You are a snob and a half.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about you are snob and a half

Other Clueless quotes from Cher

21. “I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” ― Cher

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22. “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.” — Cher

Clueless quotes about classic house

23.“I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about I'm totally butt crazy in love with josh

24. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” — Cher

Clueless quotes about searching for a boy

25. “Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.” ― Cher

Clueless quotes about everything I think and everything

What do you think is the most quotable line from Clueless?

It’s a common Hollywood strategy to take an old story and put some sort of modern twist on it.

For some films, this strategy works really well.

Just take a look at modern classics like 10 Things I Hate About You (based on Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew) and Bridget Jones’ Diary (based on Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice).

And, for others, not so much.

Looking at you, She’s The Man (based on Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night).

Clueless is one of those films that sits at the top of that success pile.

Heckerling put a refreshingly original twist on a classic story and made it her own.

Charming, witty, inspirational, and heartwarming, Clueless has everything iconic films are made of.

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