25 Clueless Quotes From The 90s Classic Comedy

Think you can find better Clueless quotes than these?

Ugh, as if.

It’s been more than 25 years since Cher Harowitz and her besties enchanted our lives through the silver screen.

Since then, Clueless went from hit 90s teen comedy to totally classic.

After all, what’s not to love about a film filled with iconic fashion, radical slang, and all the drama that comes with being a teenager?

This film, written by Amy Heckerling, starring Alicia Silverstone, and based on the Jane Austin novel, Emma, holds a special place in all of our hearts.

And what better way to celebrate than with these totally classic quotes?

Released in July 1995, Clueless received positive reviews from critics and is considered to be one of the best teen films of all time.

It grossed $56.6 million in the United States during its theatrical run, making it the 32nd-highest-grossing film of 1995.

According to a study conducted by the University of Pennsylvania, watching comedies can significantly reduce stress levels.

This research found that participants who watched comedy films experienced a 39% reduction in cortisol, the stress hormone.

Enjoy these Clueless quotes, and don’t forget to mention your favorite in the comment section below.

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Totally classic Clueless quotes

A 2021 survey by the American Film Institute (AFI) ranked Clueless as one of the top 100 American comedies of all time.

The film’s witty dialogue, iconic fashion, and memorable characters have earned it a place in cinematic history.

1. “Ugh, as if!” ― Cher

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2. “I was just totally clueless.” — Cher

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3. “I totally paused.” — Cher

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4. “May I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.” ― Cher

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5. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” ― Tai

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6. “Rollin’ with the homies.” ― Tai

7. “No, she’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess” ― Cher

8. “Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?” ― Dionne

9. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” ― Cher

10. “I’m audi.” ― Cher

Best Clueless quotes from Cher

In a study led by Dr. Rod Martin, a psychologist at the University of Western Ontario, it was found that humor can enhance social relationships.

By sharing Clueless quotes, readers may bond with others who share their appreciation for the film and its humor, promoting social connections and camaraderie.

11. “Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period… I got a C in debate?” ― Cher

12. “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” ― Cher

13. “Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” ― Cher

14. “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?” ― Cher

15. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” ― Cher

16. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” — Cher

17. “I feel like such a bonehead.” ― Cher

18. “I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” ― Cher

19. “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.” — Cher

20. “You are a snob and a half.” ― Cher

Other Clueless quotes from Cher

According to Box Office Mojo, Clueless grossed over $56 million at the box office and has since become a cult classic, demonstrating the enduring popularity of the film and its characters.

This indicates that sharing quotes from Cher and other characters can tap into a nostalgic and devoted fanbase, and encourage readers to engage with the film and its themes.

21. “I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” ― Cher

22. “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.” — Cher

23.“I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.” ― Cher

24. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” — Cher

25. “Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.” ― Cher

What do you think is the most quotable line from Clueless?

It’s a common Hollywood strategy to take an old story and put some sort of modern twist on it.

For some films, this strategy works really well.

Just take a look at modern classics like 10 Things I Hate About You (based on Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew) and Bridget Jones’ Diary (based on Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice).

And, for others, not so much.

Looking at you, She’s The Man (based on Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night).

Clueless is one of those films that sits at the top of that success pile.

Heckerling put a refreshingly original twist on a classic story and made it her own.

Charming, witty, inspirational, and heartwarming, Clueless has everything iconic films are made of.

Did you enjoy these Clueless quotes and lines?

Which quote was your favorite?

Let us know in the comments below.