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Ugh, as if.
It’s been more than 25 years since Cher Harowitz and her besties enchanted our lives through the silver screen.
Since then, Clueless went from hit 90s teen comedy to totally classic.
After all, what’s not to love about a film filled with iconic fashion, radical slang, and all the drama that comes with being a teenager?
This film, written by Amy Heckerling, starring Alicia Silverstone, and based on the Jane Austin novel, Emma, holds a special place in all of our hearts.
And what better way to celebrate than with these totally classic quotes?
Released in July 1995, Clueless received positive reviews from critics and is considered to be one of the best teen films of all time.
It grossed $56.6 million in the United States during its theatrical run, making it the 32nd-highest-grossing film of 1995.
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Totally classic Clueless quotes
1. “Ugh, as if!” ― Cher
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2. “I was just totally clueless.” — Cher
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3. “I totally paused.” — Cher
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4. “May I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.” ― Cher
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5. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” ― Tai
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6. “Rollin’ with the homies.” ― Tai
7. “No, she’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess” ― Cher
8. “Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?” ― Dionne
9. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” ― Cher
10. “I’m audi.” ― Cher
Best Clueless quotes from Cher
11. “Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period… I got a C in debate?” ― Cher
12. “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” ― Cher
13. “Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” ― Cher
14. “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?” ― Cher
15. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” ― Cher
16. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” — Cher
17. “I feel like such a bonehead.” ― Cher
18. “I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” ― Cher
19. “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.” — Cher
20. “You are a snob and a half.” ― Cher
Other Clueless quotes from Cher
21. “I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” ― Cher
22. “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.” — Cher
23.“I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.” ― Cher
24. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” — Cher
25. “Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.” ― Cher
What do you think is the most quotable line from Clueless?
It’s a common Hollywood strategy to take an old story and put some sort of modern twist on it.
For some films, this strategy works really well.
Just take a look at modern classics like 10 Things I Hate About You (based on Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew) and Bridget Jones’ Diary (based on Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice).
And, for others, not so much.
Looking at you, She’s The Man (based on Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night).
Clueless is one of those films that sits at the top of that success pile.
Heckerling put a refreshingly original twist on a classic story and made it her own.
Charming, witty, inspirational, and heartwarming, Clueless has everything iconic films are made of.
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