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Iron Man Quotes From The Marvel Icon

As the pinnacle poster child of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man is everyone’s favorite crime-fighting wise-cracking billionaire.

Today we have brought together dozens of Iron Man quotes that illustrate his best lines throughout some of Marvel’s most popular movies. 

What’s your favorite Iron Man movie? 

No matter your age, gender, or religion, chances are you have a favorite superhero. For many, that superhero is Iron Man.

As the first movie of Marvel’s superhero series, Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal of Iron Man jump-started the popularity of Marvel’s multi-billion dollar film franchise during the past decade. 

Check out some of Tony Stark’s most memorable moments below, and don’t forget to also read our collection of superhero quotes to inspire the best version of you.

Iron Man quotes from Iron Man 1

1. “Give me a scotch. I’m starving.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes about scotch

2. “If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes about being doused

3. “I don’t want to see this on your myspace page. Please no gang signs.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes about myspace

4. “Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes and sayings

5. “I don’t like it when you have plans.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

6. “Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

7. “It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I’ll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

8. “If I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She’d be a wreck. She’d always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’ve become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me…” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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9. “I shouldn’t be alive, unless it was for a reason. I’m not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

10. “I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero-accountability.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

11. “They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron man quotes from Iron Man 2

12. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

13. “I told you I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

14. “You look like you have friends in low places.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

15. “That tastes like coconut… and metal!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

16. “What? Blow something up? I already did that.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

17. “Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

18. “Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

19. “What’s the point of owning a race car if you can’t drive it?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

20. “My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

21. “You! I swear to God, I’ll dismantle you! I’ll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

22. “And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

23. “Don’t say “wind farm.” I’m already feeling gassy.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

24. “You’re talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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Iron Man quotes from The Avengers

25. “The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

26. “If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

27. “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

28. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

29. “Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

30. “A hero? Like you? You’re a lab rat, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

31. “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

32. “Apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

33. “What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

34. “You really have got a lid on it, haven’t you? What’s your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

35. “You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

36. “I’m not afraid to hit an old man.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man quotes from The Avengers: Endgame

37. “So you’re this Spider-ling? Crime-fighting spider? Spider-Boy?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)
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38. “Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

39. “Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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40. “Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we’d win, yeah? Tell me this is it.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

41. “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

42. “Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I’m fine. I’m totally fine. I dream about you. Because it’s always you.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

43. “Sure it was. That’s extortion, that’s the word. What kind do you want? Great minds think alike. Juice pops, exactly was on my mind.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

44. “It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left. We’re the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

45. “Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on “Back to the Future?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

46. “You know what, give me a break, Steve. I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

47. “You’re small, but you’re talking loud?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

48. “We’re the Avengers, not the Prevengers, right?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

49. “Go to bed, or I’ll sell all your toys.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

50. “I love you 3000.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

What’s your favorite Iron Man moment under the Marvel umbrella? 

As the unofficial captain of the Marvel ship, Iron Man is shown as the glue that holds the superhero team, The Avengers, together.

Iron Man’s combo of sarcastic quips and razor-sharp intellect has helped them achieve the unthinkable time after time. 

As a long-time fan of the MCU, it is awesome to take a trip down memory lane and remember what made Iron Man rise in popularity in the first place: the man behind the mask. 

Which of these Iron Man quotes and lines is your favorite? How do you feel about Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal of Iron Man? Let us know below!

Nia Simone McLeod
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