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46 Awkward Napolean Dynamite Quotes Sure to Make You Laugh

Published on January 26, 2020 7:29 AM EST
Awkward Napolean Dynamite Quotes Sure to Make You Laugh

From a cult-classic, these hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes are sure to make you laugh and elevate your mood.

Napolean Dynamite is a comedy film produced in 2004. It details the escapades of the title character Napolean and leaves the viewer asking if Napolean Dynamite is high!  He is an exceptionally awkward teenage boy who has trouble fitting in. He lives with his Grandma, who is injured in an accident. This leads to Uncle Rico coming to watch over Napolean and Kip.

Awkward Napolean Dynamite Quotes Sure to Make You Laugh

A few fun facts I learned about this film: the lead actor, Jon Heder, was only paid $1000 for the role, the song Napolean dances to is called “Canned Heat”, and Kip is 32 years old!

Below is our collection of hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes that are sure to make your day. Enjoy reading them, and be sure to also check out our list of the best Ron Burgundy quotes as well as these funny Minion quotes.

Napolean Dynamite quotes about food

1. “Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!” –Napolean Dynamite

2. “Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.” – Napolean Dynamite

3. “Tina, come get some ham.” – Napolean Dynamite

4. “What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!” – Napolean Dynamite

5. “I caught you a delicious bass.” – Napolean Dynamite

6. “Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip!” – Napolean Dynamite

7. “I See You’re Drinking 1%. Is That ‘Cause You Think You’re Fat? ‘Cause You’re Not. You Could Totally Be Drinking Whole If You Wanted To.” – Napolean Dynamite

8. “No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat *anything* today.” – Napolean Dynamite

Napolean Dynamite quotes about money and shopping

9. “You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?” – Uncle Rico

10. “Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?” – Napolean Dynamite

11. “Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.” – Uncle Rico

12. “I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin’ 120 bucks.” – Uncle Rico

13. [outside, scratching ticket] “Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That’s ten dollars! Yes!” – Napolean Dynamite

14. “I could make that much money in five seconds!” – Napolean Dynamite

15. “Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?” – Uncle Rico

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Napolean Dynamite quotes about girls

16. “I Don’t Even Have Any Good Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuck Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills. Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!” – Napolean Dynamite

17. “Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” – Napolean Dynamite

18. “Napoleon, Don’t Be Jealous That I’ve Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day. Besides, We Both Know That I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter.” – Kip

19. “Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.” – Kip

20. “LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.” – Kip

21. “My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” – Napolean Dynamite

22. “Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.” – Napolean Dynamite

Random Napolean Dynamite quotes

23. “It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.” – Napolean Dynamite

24. “Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?” – Napolean Dynamite

25. “So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?” – Napolean Dynamite

26. “I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.” – Napolean Dynamite

27. “Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.” – Napolean Dynamite

28. “Maybe I will, GOSH!” – Napolean Dynamite

29. “Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.” – Napolean Dynamite

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Napolean Dynamites quotes that will make your day

30. “I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.” – Napolean Dynamite

31. “You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.” – Napolean Dynamite

32. “Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore.” – Napolean Dynamite

33. “Do the chickens have large talons?” – Napolean Dynamite

34. “How long did it take you to grow that mustache?” – Napolean Dynamite

35. “Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it’s… it’s incredible.” – Napolean Dynamite

36. “The worst day of my life, what do you think?” – Napolean Dynamite

37. “Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.” – Pedro

38. “I like your sleeves. They’re real big.” – Napolean Dynamite

Other interesting Napolean Dynamites quotes

39. “You don’t have to stay here with us, we’re not babies.” – Napolean Dynamite

40. “Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.” – Napolean Dynamite

41. “Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.” – Napolean Dynamite

42. “’Cause I didn’t have a freakin’ choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!” – Napolean Dynamite

43. [entering convenience store] Hey, how’s it goin’? “Those egg rolls are looking pretty good. I might get me some later, I don’t have any money right now. You know, I think I’m just gonna get me one of them lotto tickets. My wife says I gotta stop but I’m just feeling real positive today and I wanted to try out my luck and.” – Napolean Dynamite

44. “Dang! You got shocks… pegs… Lucky! You ever taken off any sweet jumps?” – Napolean Dynamite

45. “Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?” –Napolean Dynamite

46. “Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap?” – Napolean Dynamite

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Which of these Napolean Dynamite quotes is your favorite?

Some may wonder if Napolean Dynamite has a plot or if it is just a crazy cult classic. I think it does, and there are even lessons to be learned. The movie is about fitting in, finding friendship in unexpected places, and family! If you haven’t watched this movie yet, you should give it a shot! If nothing else, you will love the llama!!

Did you enjoy these Napolean Dynamite quotes and lines? Do you have any interesting facts to add? What is your favorite part of the movie? Leave a comment in the section below and share your thoughts!

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