50 Weird Quotes to Blow your Mind

By Norbert Juma

Master quote curator and editor on a mission to inspire

Published February 27, 2023

The weird quotes compilation below contains the best possible relevant quotes that you can find.

These quotes are suitable for sharing without raising concerns with your friends and family.

Most of the quotes are short yet impressive, making them highly attractive to the readers.

Apart from our quotes section, we have also talked about the weird things that are hard to believe.

If interested in learning more about everything weird, please continue reading!

Five Weird Things you Would not Believe

The inventor of cotton candy was a dentist
Dolphins maintain partial consciousness while sleeping
An empty fridge consumes more energy
The weight of a cloud might reach up to million pounds
Early models of vacuum cleaners were horse drawn

The inventor of cotton candy was a dentist

A confectioner, John C. Wharton, and a Dentist, William Morrison, were the first to invent the Cotton Candy machine in 1897.

However, this machine was introduced to the world in 1904 as “Fairy Floss.”

In 1921, Josef Lascaux reinvented the cotton candy machine, who was also a dentist.

He also changed its name from “Fairy Floss” to “Cotton Candy.”

Dolphins Maintain Partial Consciousness while Sleeping

Dolphins are among the most intelligent animals on the earth.

This marine animal can conserve their brainpower.

Dolphins do this by keeping a part of their brain active while sleeping.

Researchers refer to this behavior as “Half Sleep.”

Even sleeping partially during the night, dolphins stay active during the day.

An Empty Fridge Consumes More Energy

Although it sounds weird, it is true.

An empty fridge consumes more energy than one filled to its maximum capacity.

This is because the internal space of an empty fridge is greater than one that is full.

So, when you open the door, more cold air is displaced.

This requires the appliance to generate more cool air to compensate for the loss by consuming more energy.

The Weight of a Cloud might reach up to Million Pounds

Clouds appear to be light and fluffy, yet they weigh more than you can ever think.

According to researchers, an average-sized cloud can easily weigh 1.1 million pounds approx.

They calculate this by multiplying the water density by its volume.

Although being so heavy, clouds can easily float above the earth’s atmosphere, as the air underneath is relatively heavier.

Horses pulled early Models of Vacuum Cleaners

Initially, vacuum cleaners were extremely large and heavy.

Hence, they were moved from one house to another by a horse-drawn carriage.

Besides, these vacuum cleaners were not electric-powered.

On the contrary, these machines worked with a gas-powered engine.

Top 10 Weird Quotes

Here is our list of the top ten weirdly appealing weird quotes from some of the famous TV/Film media celebrities.

1. “Maybe your weird is my normal. Who’s to say?” — Nicki Minaj

2. “I’m just gonna be more weird and unique as possible.” — J Hus

3. “I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird.” — Chris Rock

4. “This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.” — David Lynch

5. “I don’t pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.” — Johnny Depp

6. “I’m grateful for my own head and for all the weird things in it.” — Claire Wineland

7. “It’s good as an artist to always remember to see things in a new, weird way.” — Tim Burton

8. “Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird.” — ASAP Rocky

9. “I’m someone who just likes being in my cave and thinking up weird stuff.” — Colson Whitehead

10. “I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do.” — Millie Bobby Brown

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Weird Quotes for Weirdos

We are all weirdos in our own way.

Let’s see what these quotes say about us.

11. “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” — Hunter S. Thompson

12. “I’m a weirdo, but everybody’s weird in some kind of way.” — Denzel Curry

13. “I’m so quirky and weird, so I need a weirdo to hang out with!” — Samara Weaving

14. “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.” — Frank Zappa

15. “The more you embrace the weird crazy things about you, the more you find your tribe.” — Jinkx Monsoon

16. “I’m thankful for weird people out there ‘cause they’re some of the most creative people.” — Channing Tatum

17. “People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” — Dan Quayle

18. “Eeew, I’d be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there – and Google themselves? That’s kind of weird.” — Kobe Bryant

19. “Don’t worry about not fitting in. The things that make people think you’re weird are what makes you you, and therefore your greatest strength.” — Birgitte Hjort Sorensen

20. “Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think is weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.” — Sebastian Stan

Amusing Weird Quotes

Where weirdness arises, amusement also does.

Have fun reading the amusing, weird quotes below.

21. “My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.” — John Oates

22. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner

23. “I can’t stop moving. I’m like this weird insect. I can’t sit still in real life.” — Robin Wright

24. “It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?” — Mitch Hedberg

25. “I made some games, but I’m pretending like I didn’t because they all turned out weird.” — Shigeru Miyamoto

26. “I love researching all sorts of weird stuff. I always say, ‘God help me if the FBI came across my Internet search history.’” — Simon Toyne

27. “I think I look really weird with short hair. So I figured if I’ve got a mustache, I think it looks less creepy with long hair. Like a wild look.” — Steven Adams

28. “Now I’m president. I get to meet a lot of other company presidents. They’re such weird people. I’m fascinated by them. I use some of them as enemy characters in our games.” — Hidetaka Miyazak

29. “I don’t spend a lot of money on clothes, which is weird because I am a fashion model, but when it comes to the new collections coming out, I am just praying designers to send it to me for free.” — Irina Shayk

30. “To be honest, I think I am making normal games targeted toward normal people. But ultimately, when I release those normal games, weird people find them to be weird games and enjoy them. Which probably means there’s something wrong with me.” — Yoko Taro

Insightful Weird Quotes

There’s always something strange but unnoticed going on around us.

Just give some insight and see the world turning weird around you.

31. “It’s such a weird thing nowadays, too, when people are fans of the songs and not the bands.” — Lewis Capaldi

32. “Bubbles are weird things. They’re not fragile. They’re infinitely flexible. They’re not what we think they are.” — Tom Noddy

33. “I exist in agreement with all the weird chaos, destruction, and agony that is undoubtedly part of the texture of being alive.” — Arca

34. “In nature, nothing is perfect, and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.” — Alice Walker

35. “I’m not perfect. I’ve made mistakes. I’d do a lot of things differently if I could. I’d never, ever get involved with surrogacy again. It’s so weird.” — Mary Beth Whitehead

Weird quotes about life

36. “I have to learn to ignore my feelings. Not just the feeling of hunger and the feeling of full, but the feeling of embarrassment, too. I have to remember that this is only weird if I make it weird.” — Joey Chestnut

37. “My goal is to give girls and boys a different idea of expression. It’s not always about looking pretty or cute. It’s about expressing yourself however that may be, even if that’s being silly or goofy or weird.” — Sia

38. “Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, it’s rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something you know you’re just renting for a while.” — Candice Bergen

39. “I guess this is gonna sound kind of weird, but I’m not scared for myself for dying. Because I believe all these places are temporary. This is just one shell. Because we Hawaiians live in both worlds.” — Israel Kamakawiwo’ole

40. “It’s weird how people who are the least close to me or who’ve never even met me purport to be experts on the real me; and then, sadly, there are those who could be in touch with me but prefer to gossip with strangers about me instead.” — Vanna Bonta

Weird Quotes about Life

Life takes weird turns for everyone.

41. “Life takes you down weird paths.” — Joey Jordison

42. “It’s weird to have no control over something that you’re involved in.” — Ryan Gosling

43. “The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.” — Hunter S. Thompson

44. “Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.” — Bill Watterson

45. “It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it’s all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.” — Eminem

More things to ponder about being weird

46. “It’s funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I’m happy that I’ve sort of discovered something that makes me really happy.” — Haylie Duff

47. “Life is a weird thing because it puts roadblocks in front of you; sometimes you gotta go through it, sometimes you gotta go around it, sometimes you gotta take a pause and look back at what you’re gonna do, have a plan.” — Jamal Murray

48. “Half of my life, I’ve had people staring at me because they think I’m funny-looking and ugly. The other half of my life, I’ve had people staring at me because they think I’m fascinating. Everything neutralizes. It’s more of a statement on society and how weird it is.” — FKA twigs

49. “That’s probably why my chord changes are weird because chords depict emotions. They’ll be going along on one key, and I’ll drop off a cliff, and suddenly they will go into a whole other key signature.” — Joni Mitchell

50. “When people were first made, our deepest longing was to know and be known. And after the Fall, when we all got weird, it’s still our deepest longing – but it’s now also our deepest fear.” — John Ortberg