149 Funny Engineering Quotes To Spark Inspiration For Your Next Project

By Sckylar Gibby-Brown

Writer, Entrepreneur and Inspirational quote curator

Published November 7, 2023

These inspiring engineering quotes from the minds of engineers, inventors, and scientists just might spark inspiration for your next project.

Where would the world be without engineers?

Without engineers, we would live in a world that is unrecognizable today.

We’d be cave people living in the wild.

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What are the benefits of reading these engineering quotes?

Engineers are problem solvers and innovators who take the world’s biggest challenges and create solutions that improve our daily lives.

Their answers to the world’s problems have saved lives and improved our quality of living!

We hope these engineering quotes will:

inspire you to look at things differently
make you laugh,
motivate you to find a solution to a problem you’re facing in your life

Enjoy!

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Short engineering quotes

1. “Math is my Passion. Engineering is my Profession.” — Wilfred James Dolor

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2. “I have not failed, but found 1000 ways to not make a light bulb.” — Thomas Edison

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3. “The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art.” — Leonardo da Vinci

4. “We shape our buildings, thereafter they shape us.” — Winston Churchill

5. “Scientists study the world as it is, engineers create the world that never has been.” — Theodore von Karman

6. “The engineer has been, and is, a maker of history.” — James Kip Finch

7. “Knowing there is a structure, hidden or felt, to the random gives pleasure.” — Cecil Balmond

8. “One man’s “magic” is another man’s engineering. “Supernatural” is a null word.” — Robert A. Heinlein

9. “Science is about knowing; engineering is about doing.” — Henry Petroski

10. “Engineers have more words for screwing up than the Inuit have words for snow.” — Pierce Nichols

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Funny engineering quotes and sayings

11. “Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.” — Scott Adams

12. “The problem in this business isn’t to keep people from stealing your ideas; it’s making them steal your ideas!” — Howard Aiken

13. “Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.” — Unknown

14. “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” — Douglas Adams

15. “Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.” — Scott Adams

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16. “To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.” — Unknown

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17. “An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn’t have the personality of an accountant.” — An Arts graduate’s view of engineers

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18. “Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.” — John Prebble

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19. “An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.” — Unknown

Motivational engineering quotes

20. “Strive for perfection in everything you do. Take the best that exists and make it better. When it does not exist, design it.” — Sir Henry Royce

21. “The trick to having good ideas is not to sit around in glorious isolation and try to think big thoughts. The trick is to get more parts on the table.” — Steven Johnson

22. “Kobak explained, ‘The way you learn anything is that something fails, and you figure out how not to have it fail again.” — Robert S. Arrighi

23. “There’s nothing I believe in more strongly than getting young people interested in science and engineering, for a better tomorrow, for all humankind.” — Bill Nye

24. “What we usually consider as impossible are simply engineering problems… there’s no law of physics preventing them.” — Michio Kaku

25. “I take the vision which comes from dreams and apply the magic of science and mathematics, adding the heritage of my profession and my knowledge of nature’s materials to create a design.” — Unknown

26. “Engineering is quite different from science. Scientists try to understand nature. Engineers try to make things that do not exist in nature. Engineers stress invention.” — Yuan-Cheng Fung

Inspirational engineering quotes about life

27. “Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

28. “When you want to know how things really work, study them when they’re coming apart.” — William Gibson

29. “Engineering is not only study of 45 subjects but it is moral studies of intellectual life.” — Prakhar Srivastav

30. “Projects we have completed demonstrate what we know – future projects decide what we will learn.” — Dr. Mohsin Tiwana

31. “The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.” — Donald P. Coduto

32. “There is no demand for women engineers, as such, as there are for women doctors; but there’s always a demand for anyone who can do a good piece of work.” — Edith Clarke

33. “The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.” — Douglas Adams

Other famous engineering quotes

34. “One has to watch out for engineers – they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.” — Marcel Pagnol

35. “I’ve never seen a job being done by a five-hundred-person engineering team that couldn’t be done better by fifty people.” — C. Gordon Bell

36. “First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn’t have all his own fingers.” — Simon R. Green

37. “Manufacturing is more than just putting parts together. It’s coming up with ideas, testing principles and perfecting the engineering as well as final assembly.” — James Dyson

38. “It is hardly surprising that the malodorous field of garbology has not attained the popularity of rocket science, oil exploration, or brain surgery.” — Hans Y. Tammemagi

39. “I don’t spend my time pontificating about high-concept things; I spend my time solving engineering and manufacturing problems.” — Elon Musk

40. “A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering.” — Freeman Dyson

41. “It is exciting to discover electrons and figure out the equations that govern their movement; it is boring to use those principles to design electric can openers. From here on out, it’s all can openers.” — Neal Stephenson

42. “Aeroplanes are not designed by science, but by art in spite of some pretence and humbug to the contrary. I do not mean to suggest that engineering can do without science, on the contrary, it stands on scientific foundations, but there is a big gap between scientific research and the engineering product which has to be bridged by the art of the engineer.” — British Engineer to the Royal Aeronautical Society, 1922.

43. “ A great bridge is a great monument which should serve to make known the splendour and genius of a nation; one should not occupy oneself with efforts to perfect it architecturally, for taste is always susceptible to change, but to conserve always in its form and decoration the character of solidity which is proper.” — Jean Peronnet

44. “Engineering problems are under-defined, there are many solutions, good, bad and indifferent. The art is to arrive at a good solution. This is a creative activity, involving imagination, intuition and deliberate choice.”

45. “Engineering refers to the practice of organizing the design and construction [and, I would add operation] of any artifice which transforms the physical world around us to meet some recognized need.” — G.F.C. Rogers

46. “Engineering … to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.” — Arthur Mellen Wellington

47. “From the laying out of a line of a tunnel to its final completion, the work may be either a series of experiments made at the expense of the proprietors of the project, or a series of judicious applications of the results of previous experience.” — H.S. Drinker

48. “Go for civil engineering, because civil engineering is the branch of engineering which teaches you the most about managing people. Managing people is a skill which is very, very useful and applies almost regardless of what you do.” — Sir John Harvey Jones

49. “No doubt as years go by people forget which engineer did it, even if they ever knew. Or some politician puts his name on it. Or they credit it to some promoter who used other peoples money with which to finance it. But the engineer himself looks back at the unending stream of goodness that flows from his successes with satisfactions that few professions may know. And the verdict of his fellow professionals is all the accolade he wants.” — Herbert Hoover

50. “When engineers and quantity surveyors discuss aesthetics and architects study what cranes do we are on the right road.” — Ove Arup

Engineering quotes about what engineering is

51. “Engineering stimulates the mind.” — Bruce Dickinson

52. “Architecture begins where engineering ends.” — Walter Gropius

53. “The scientist discovers a new type of material or energy and the engineer discovers a new use for it.” — Gordon Lindsay Glegg

54. “Art Nouveau got its inspiration from nature. The Bauhaus got its inspiration from engineering.” — P. J. O’Rourke

55. “A country without engineering skill and knowledge will never become a developed country.” — Mahathir Mohamad

56. “In nature, there is no separation between design, engineering, and fabrication; the bone does it all.” — Neri Oxman

57. “At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.” — Queen Elizabeth II

58. “We will always have STEM with us. Some things will drop out of the public eye and will go away, but there will always be science, engineering, and technology. And there will always, always be mathematics.” — Katherine Johnson

59. “To make an embarrassing admission, I like video games. That’s what got me into software engineering when I was a kid. I wanted to make money so I could buy a better computer to play better video games – nothing like saving the world.” — Elon Musk

60. “With genetic engineering, we will be able to increase the complexity of our DNA, and improve the human race. But it will be a slow process, because one will have to wait about 18 years to see the effect of changes to the genetic code.” — Stephen Hawking

More eye-opening engineering quotes

61. “The fewer moving parts, the better.” “Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.” — Christian Cantrell

62. “The world would be a better place if more engineers, like me, hated technology. The stuff I design, if I’m successful, nobody will ever notice. Things will just work, and be self-managing.”
— Radia Pearlman

63. “The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter – for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes.” — Nikola Tesla

64. “I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer, born under the second law of thermodynamics, steeped in steam tables, in love with free-body diagrams, transformed by Laplace and propelled by compressible flow.” — Neil Armstrong

65. “When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty but when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.” — R. Buckminster Fuller

66. “The engineer is a mediator between the philosopher and the working mechanic and, like an interpreter between two foreigners must understand the language of both, hence the absolute necessity of possessing both practical and theoretical knowledge.” — Henry Palmer

67. “At that time (1909) the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation.” — Igor Sikorsky

68. “If not for the compulsions of engineers, mankind would never have seen the wheel, settling instead for the trapezoid because some Neanderthal in marketing convinced everybody it had great braking ability.” — Scott Adams

69. “You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” — Buckminster Fuller

70. “Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius.” — William Blake

Engineering Quotes To Appreciate The Work Of Engineers

71. “A good engineer thinks in reverse and asks himself about the stylistic consequences of the components and systems he proposes.” ― Helmut Jahn

72. “You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.” ― Kit Williams

73. “Engineering is the art of directing the great sources of power in nature for the use and convenience of man.” ― Thomas Tredgold

74. “The life work of the engineer consists in the systematic application of natural forces and the systematic development of natural resources in the service of man.” ― Harry Walter Tyler

75. “A scientist can discover a new star but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do it for him.” ― Gordon Lindsay Glegg

76. “The history of engineering is really the history of breakages, and of learning from those breakages. I was taught at college ‘the engineer learns most on the scrapheap’.” ― C.A. Claremont

77. “Scientists investigate that which already is, Engineers create that which has never been.” ― Albert Einstein

78. “Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth.” ― Theodore Jesse Hoover

79. “Engineering is the art and science of nuts and bolts.” ― Haresh Sippy

80. “Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world.” ― Isaac Asimov

Engineering Quotes for Its Amazing Art

81. “Bold objects require conservative engineering.” — James E. Webb

82. “Engineering is the art or science of making practical.” — Samuel Florman

83. “Communication is like the basics of mechanical engineering, the more moving parts you have the more likely it is to break down!” — Garrison Wynn

84. “Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world.” — Elon Musk

85. “Engineering is achieving function while avoiding failure.” — Henry Petroski

86. “The central activity of engineering, as distinguished from science, is the design of new devices, processes and systems.” — Myron Tribus

87. “Engineering is treated with disdain, on the whole. It’s considered to be rather boring and irrelevant, yet neither of those is true.” — James Dyson

88. “Aviation is the branch of engineering that is least forgiving of mistakes.” — Freeman Dyson

89. “The heel is engineering in itself. This little thing that supports the human weight has to have a precise balance.” — Christian Louboutin

90. “Don’t ask me to put up a shelf, but I love engineering.” — Bruce Dickinson

Engineering Quotes About The Amazing Skills

91. “Writers acquire their technique by spotting, savoring, and reverse-engineering examples of good prose.” — Steven Pinker

92. “I have succeeded in getting my actual work down to thirty minutes a day. That leaves me eighteen hours for engineering.” — Charles Proteus Steinmetz

93. “I think one problem we’ve had is that people who are smart and creative and innovative as engineers went into financial engineering.” — Walter Isaacson

94. “An osteopath is only a human engineer, who should understand all the laws governing his engine and thereby master disease.” — Andrew Taylor Still

95. “Software engineering is not about right and wrong but only better and worse.” — Ellen Ullman

96. “The more physics you have the less engineering you need.” — Ernest Rutherford

97. “Engineers use knowledge primarily to design, produce, and operate artifacts. … Scientists, by contrast, use knowledge primarily to generate more knowledge.” — Walter Guido Vincenti

98. “Great triumphs of engineering genius-the locomotive, the truss bridge, the steel rail- … are rather invention than engineering proper.” — Arthur M. Wellington

99. “We need all hands on deck, and that means clearing hurdles for women and girls as they navigate careers in science, technology, engineering, and math.” — Michelle Obama

100. “Once confined to fantasy and science fiction, time travel is now simply an engineering problem.” — Michio Kaku

Engineering Quotes on the Power and Potential of Engineering

101. “Failure is central to engineering. Every single calculation that an engineer makes is a failure calculation. Successful engineering is all about understanding how things break or fail.” ― Henry Petroski

102. “The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.” ― Thomas Koenig

103. “Engineering is the conscious application of science to the problems of economic production.” ― H. P. Gillete

104. “Engineering is the application of science for human benefit.” ― J. M. Prausnitz

105. “Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.” ― Michael Faraday

106. “Engineering is the application of scientific and mathematical principles to practical ends such as the design, construction, and operation of efficient and economical structures, machines, processes, and systems.” ― Franklin D. Jones

107. “Engineering is an activity other than purely manual and physical work which brings about the utilization of the materials and laws of nature for the good of humanity.” ― R. E. Hellmund

108. “Always engineering is the basic fundamental solver of human living problems under the sun.” ― Vitalis Bilauri

109. “Nothing is so inspiring as seeing big works well laid out and planned and a real engineering organisation.” ― Frederick Handley Page

110. “Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing the forces and materials of nature by means of organization, design, construction, and operation of works, machines, structures, processes, and systems.” ― Henry Petroski

Engineering Quotes for Aspiring Engineers

111. “Engineering is a great profession. There’s the satisfaction of watching a figment of your imagination emerge as a finished product.” — Neil Armstrong

112. “Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand into shapes we cannot precisely analyse so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.” — Sir Richard Lamb

113. “Engineers are the architects of change, designing the solutions that improve our lives and our planet.” ― Bill Gates

114. “Engineering is the conscious application of science to the needs of humanity.” — John Ian McLaurin

115. “Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of scientific principles to the design of works which serve the comfort and convenience of mankind.” — Thomas Tredgold

116. “Engineering is the creation of new solutions to meet human needs, using science and technology.” — Henry Petroski

117. “Engineering is not just designing things and making them work, it’s about improving the quality of life for all people.” — James Dyson

118. “Engineering is the art of molding materials we do not understand into shapes we cannot precisely analyze so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess.” — John Baker

119. “Engineering is about finding elegant solutions to complex problems. It’s about using science and creativity to make the world a better place.” — Tim Cook

120. “Engineering is the link between scientific discoveries and their subsequent applications to human and business needs and quality of life.” — C. William Mueller

Engineering Quotes to Explore the Blueprints of Ingenuity

121. “Engineering is the art of turning dreams into reality, one blueprint at a time.” ― Nikola Tesla

122. “In the world of engineering, innovation is the engine that drives progress.” ― Thomas Edison

123. An engineer’s mind is a universe of ideas, where the stars of creativity never stop shining.” ― Marie Curie

124. “Engineering is the bridge that connects imagination to the practical solutions that shape our world.” ― Albert Einstein

125. “The foundation of every skyscraper and the heart of every technology is the brilliance of engineering.” ― Steve Jobs

126. “In the hands of an engineer, complexity becomes simplicity, and ideas become reality.” ― Grace Hopper

127. “Engineering is the art of problem-solving, where every challenge is an opportunity to innovate.” ― Neil Armstrong

128. The world is a canvas, and engineers are the artists who paint with the colors of innovation.” ― Amelia Earhart

129. “In the realm of engineering, every design is a masterpiece, and every creation is a testament to human ingenuity.” ― Elon Musk

130. “Engineering is not just about building structures; it’s about constructing a better future for all.” ― Bill Gates

Engineering Quotes for Innovators

131. “The beauty of engineering lies in its ability to turn dreams into tangible solutions that change the world.” ― Marie Curie

132. “Engineers are the architects of progress, laying the foundation for a brighter tomorrow.” ― Albert Einstein

133. “In the world of engineering, every problem is an invitation to innovate and create.” ― Thomas Edison

134. “Engineering is the language of possibilities, where the only limits are the boundaries of our imagination.” ― Nikola Tesla

135. “An engineer’s mind is a playground of innovation, where curiosity is the driving force.” ― Steve Jobs

136. “In the hands of engineers, the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the impossible becomes achievable.” ― Grace Hopper

137. “Engineering is the art of shaping the future, turning visions into the structures that define our world.” ― Neil Armstrong

138. “The blueprint of progress is drawn by engineers, who turn ideas into the structures that shape our lives.” ― Amelia Earhart

139. “Engineering is the heartbeat of innovation, driving us forward into a world of endless possibilities.” ― Elon Musk

140. “Teachers need to be more inspirational. But it’s also up to engineering to make itself more interesting.” ― Bruce Dickinson

141. “To strive consciously for an object and to engage in engineering — that is, incessantly and eternally to make new roads, wherever they may lead.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky

142. “I loved history in my school days, and I have always been a voracious reader. But in India, you end up doing MBA, engineering or medicine.” ― Amish Tripathi

143. “For the future, primarily, we must educate people in science, engineering, technology and math.” ― Buzz Aldrin

144. “My father was a master carpenter and builder. Architectural design, engineering design, mechanical design, three-dimensional views, that was my shtick, my forte.” ― Bobby Seale

145. “I went to a school that’s predominantly computer science and engineering. So, there’s a real shortage of hot girls, let’s say.” ― Joe Manganiello

146. “Progress is cumulative in science and engineering, but cyclical in finance.” ― James Grant

147. “Engineering isn’t about perfect solutions; it’s about doing the best you can with limited resources.” ― Randy Pausch

148. “India has the opportunity to be a leader in genetic engineering, It has institutions that no other country has.” ― Nina Fedoroff

149. “Most of our competitors were one-product wonders… They would do their one product, but never get their engineering sorted out.” ― Bill Gates

What did you learn from these engineering quotes?

If you looked around your house, it would be hard to find something that wasn’t made better by an engineer.

Safe drinking water, working plumbing, electricity, heating, and cooling in your home — all things you have an engineer to thank for!

An engineer brought us everything down to the milk and cereal in our breakfast bowls.

Pretty crazy, right?

It’s amazing how the minds of these innovators have affected every aspect of our daily lives.