100 Funny Love Quotes About The Lighter Side Of Love

Two things that we all enjoy is laughter and love and these funny love quotes have them both!

Love is a deep and powerful emotion. It is one of the things that most people search for in this lifetime.

However, it isn’t all serious, as every good romcom has shown us, there is a lighter side to love.

These funny love quotes are perfect for Instagram and even parts of a wedding speech (just make sure the newlyweds have a good sense of humor)! 

Writing a speech for a wedding can be intimidating, so don’t be afraid to ask for some help or get inspiration from others. 

The definition of love is: an intense feeling of deep affection.

Everyone has their own unique view of what love is (just look at the Paul Valery and Charles Schultz quotes).

Love might be patient and kind, but plenty of people also find humor and love go together.

In fact, a recent study from the University of Kansas explains why humor is an important part of romantic attraction.

Keep reading to learn more about why laughter and love have the perfect relationship!

If you love this quote collection, read out our most popular quote article about short inspirational quotes for daily motivation. 

If you need more inspirational quotes, check out our motivational quotes category page.

Funny love quotes for Instagram

Put a photo with the quotes below and you have a perfect Instagram post! Which of the quotes would you use to post?

1. “I am yours. No refunds.” — Anita Bath

2. “Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery

3. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz

4. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Holly Wood

5. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert bEinstein

6. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard

7. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schul

8. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

9. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May

10. “Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.” — Earl E. Bird

Funny love quotes for men

Here are some great quotes for men! Take a look and see which make you laugh the hardest!

11. “I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.” — Dinah Mite

12. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” — Oscar Wilde

13. “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” — Spanish Proverb

14. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.” — Joe King

15. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen

16. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock

17. “I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.” — Upton O. Goode

18. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns

19. “Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.” — Felix Cited

20. “If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” — Miles Davis

Funny love quotes that will make women laugh

Now for some quotes for the women. Take a look and have a laugh!

21. “I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” — Gerry Attrick

22. “I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.” — Brighton Early

23. “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.” — Emma Nate

24. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke

25. “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” — Phyllis Diller

26. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner

27. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Iona Mink

28. “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner

29. “I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.” — Gladys Canby

30. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” — Jean Kerr

Funny love quotes for wedding speeches

If you have ever been or will be the best man or maid of honor we are providing some material for your speech! Take a look below and see which you would use in your speech.

31. “Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” — Ambrose Bierce

32. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henry Youngman

33. “A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” — Mignon McLaughlin

34. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

35. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.” — Mand Lynne

36. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

37. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford

38. “Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.” — Megan Mullally

39. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

40. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.” — Joyce Brothers

Funny love quotes from movies

Check out these funny love quotes from some movies. Are any of the quotes from your favorite movie?

41. “Swoon. I’ll catch you.” — The English Patient

42. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” — Brokeback Mountain

43. “I like you. So there’s that. I guess I have that.” — Garden State

44. “I’d rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.” — The Wedding Date

45. “Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.” — 27 Dresses

46. “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” — The Princess Bride

47. “What does your ‘I wanna kiss you face’ look like?” “It looks a lot like this.” — The Lovebirds

48. “Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it.” — On Golden Pond

49. “You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you cannot live without.” — P.S. I Love You

50. “I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people.” — Brief Encounter

Funny Love Quotes That Nail The Hilarious Side Of Relationships

51. “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti

52. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero

53. “There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach.” — Barbara Hower

54. “When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.” — Lenore Coffee

55. “Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.” — Helen Rowland

56. “I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing …’” — Felicia Michaels

57. “When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” — Richard Lewis

58. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henry Youngman

59. “Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

60. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” — Christopher Marlowe

Funny Loves Quotes To Teach You About Relationships

61. Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West

62. “If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.” — Alan King

63.  “You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Melanie Clark

64. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Lemony Snicket

65. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz

66. “The bravest thing that men do is love women.” — Mort Sahl

67. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant

68. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal

69. People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol

70. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Funny Love Quotes to Leave You Smiling

71. “Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” ― Thomas Dewar

72. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” ― David Sedaris

73. “Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” ― Judith Viorst

74. “Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” ― Fulton J. Sheen

75. “Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.” ― J. P. Senn

76. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” ― Franklin P. Jones

77. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” ― Woody Allen

78. “If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.” ― Katherine Mansfield

79. “A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” ― Zsa Zsa Gabor

80. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” ― Pauline Thomason  

Funny Love Quotes Showing Sensivity of Love

81. “Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.” ― Helen Gurley Brown

82. “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” ― David Bissonette

83. “Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.” ― Jessica Martin

84. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” ― Lucille Ball

85. “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” ― Les Dawson

86. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” ― Lily Tomlin

87. “My last love is just like that thong peter griffin borrowed from me… Never getting it back.” ― Refinnej Sin

88. “Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” ― Bree Luckey

89. “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” ― Cathy Carlyle

90. “I love you and it’s getting worse.” ― Joseph E. Morris

91. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

92. “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” ― John Green

93. “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

94. “The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference.” ― Elie Wiesel

95. “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride” ― Pablo Neruda

96. “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable.” ― Neil Gaiman

97. “There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” ― Sarah Dessen

98. “You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.” ― Jodi Picoult

99. “A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” ― Jane Austen

100. “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” ― Paulo Coelho

Take a moment and enjoy the lighter side of love

Sharing a laugh can bode well for your future relationship.

Laughter by itself is good for a person. It delivers more oxygen-rich air to your body.

Laughter also stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles.

While laughing, your brain releases more endorphins.

Many of these endorphins are similar to those that are associated with love.

Attraction, affection, and sex all have chemical reactions in our brains.

Love truly is complex!

We each love differently and value different things in our partners.

One quality that some people look for in a partner is humor.

Life is much easier to get through if your partner can make you laugh! 

What are some ways you show love? Do you think that humor is an important quality in a partner?

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