285 Funny Sister Quotes For Unconditional Love

They say sisters are built-in best friends who share memories, secrets, and mischief, as seen in these funny sister quotes.

From childhood antics to adulthood escapades, the bond between sisters is a unique blend of love, rivalry, and endless laughter.

It’s like living in a sitcom where every interaction brings forth comedic gold.

Grab your sister’s hand and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of funny moments that will make you appreciate the gift of sisterhood like never before.

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What are the benefits of reading these sister quotes?

Sisters can be everything to us, from our superheroes to supermodels and comedians.

There’s nothing truer than love for your sister, whether older or younger.

The funny sister quotes listed below show us that family is about being there for your siblings no matter what.

These quotes will help you:

  • Find the perfect words to express how you feel for your sister
  • Write a heartfelt message in a card or gift
  • Caption pictures of you and your sister

The relationship between sisters can be complicated, but it can also be a gift we didn’t ask for!

It’s about being best friends, even when we’re annoyed.

It’s about going through everything with each other and still coming back to each other for a good laugh at the end of the day.

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Funny Sister Quotes About Sibling Relationships

1. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.” – Pam Brown

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2. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine

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3. “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray

Funny Sister Quotes about aging

4. “We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became.” – Catherine Pulsifer

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5. “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” – Patricia McCann

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6. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.” – Allison M Lee

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7. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.” – Charles M Schultz

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8. “A sister is a dearest friend, a closest enemy, and an angel at the time of need.” – Debasish Mridha

Funny Sister Quotes about friendship

9. “She could always talk me into anything. My sister made me a little starstruck.” – Stacie Ramey

Funny Sister Quotes to motivate you

10. “Only a sister, an alternative self, could inspire such a sordid mix of disgust and envy.” – Namwali Serpell

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11. “As a younger brother, you look up to your sister.” – John F. Kennedy, Jr.

Funny younger Sister Quotes

12. “My first job is big sister and I take that very seriously.” – Venus Williams

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13. “Your sister’s advice (solicited or unsolicited), carries weight.” – Lorraine Bodger

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Funny Sister Quotes About How Great Sisters Are

14. “You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray

Funny Sister Quotes about love

15. “The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.” – Clara Ortega

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16. “The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.” – Cali Rae Turner

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17. “Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” – Louise Glück

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18. “Parents die, daughters grow up and marry out, but sisters are for life.” — Lisa See

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19. “Sisters make the best friends in the world.” — Marilyn Monroe

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20. “A sister is both your mirror—and your opposite.” – Elizabeth Fishel

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21. “A Sister is a cure for swollen heads and ego trips.” – Pam Brown

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22. “I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness…”_ Emily Dickinson

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23. “As I grew up, one of my strongest allies has been my sister.” – Patti Smith

Funny Sister Quotes about growing up

24. “Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can’t be beat.” – Allison M Lee

Funny little Sister Quotes

25. “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.” – Marion Garretty

Funny Sister Quotes about childhood

26. “Sisters will always love you tomorrow no matter what you do today.” — Marinela Reka

Funny Sister Quotes about love

27. “Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.” – Unknown

Funny Sister Quotes About Sibling Relationships

28. “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

Funny Sister Quotes for Unconditional Love

29. “My sister has an awesome sister, true story.” – Unknown

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30. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them, too. End of story.” – Unknown

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31. “You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up… as soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown

32. “Back off, I have a sister and I’m not afraid to use her!” – Unknown

33. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time then you were probably an only child.” – Unknown

34. “Sister and friend: two words that mean the same thing.” – Unknown

35. “When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?” – Pam Brown

36. “Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can’t always be first.” – Melissa Dayton

37. “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.” – Unknown

38. “Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.” – Unknown

39. “It’s hard to be responsible, adult, and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.” – Pam Brown

40. “Sister: a person who’s been where you’ve been; someone you can call when things aren’t going right; is more than just family; a sister is a forever friend.” – Unknown

41. “Best friends? Nah, she’s my sister.” – Unknown

42. “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit.” – Unknown

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43. “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.” – Deborah Moggach

44. “Behind every little sister there’s a big sister standing behind her holding a bat saying, ‘You wanna say that again?’” – Unknown

45. “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… that’s who you don’t want to mess with!” – Unknown

46. “In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.” – Unknown

47. “I finally moved out of my parents’ house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.” – Kate Winslet

48. “Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.” – Amy Li

49. “I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister.” – Unknown

50. “Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can’t be getting older than me, can you?” – Catherine Pulsifer

51. “She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate, and the best part of me.” – Unknown

52. “Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ‘Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!’ Well, my dear sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together!” – Catherine Pulsifer

53. “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.” – Unknown

54. “The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.” – Unknown

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55. “Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.” – Carol Saline

56. “What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.” – Claire Cook

57. “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one.” – Unknown

58. “Middle sister: victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.” – Unknown

59. Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy.” – Jojo Moyes

60. “Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.” – Anonymous

61. “The best gift by god after your parents in this world is your sister.” – Sacheenrjain

62. I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda

63. “Sisters are supposed to be people you’re close to, aren’t they. You may not like them much, but you’re still close to them.” – Kazuo Ishiguro

64. “Being sisters means you always have backup.” – Unknown  

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65. “Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.” – Margaret Mead

66. “The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.” – Oscar Wilde

67. “It was nice growing up with someone like you – someone to lean on, someone to count on… someone to tell on!” – Anonymous

68. “Hey my lovely sister, I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” – Unknown

69. “There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against, ignore, make fun of, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car.” – Unknown

70. “A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous.” – Unknown  

71. “If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma.” – Linda Sunshine

72. “Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers.” – Pam Brown

73. “If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.” – Pam Brown

74. “That feeling when you’re so excited to see your sister…and you realize she’s wearing your clothes.” – Unknown

75. “Sis, you are my best friend…that I can never get rid of.” – Unknown

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76. “Sisters: the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

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77. “The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one.” – Unknown

78. “Acquaintances were always on their best behavior, but sisters loved each other enough to say anything.” — Lauren Weisberger

79. “A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves—a special kind of double.” —Toni Morrison

80. “I’m the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don’t have anything. It’s hard. I love her too much. That’s what counts.” — Venus Williams

81. “As you’re growing up and you’re close, you can’t trust anyone the way you trust your sister, but also they have the power to wound you in ways no one else really does.” — Ally Condie

82. “When my sister, Joan, arrived I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvelous friend she’s been, I’m so glad my parents didn’t take me at my word.” — Maeve Binchy

83. “We’ll always fight, but we’ll always make up as well. That’s what sisters do: we argue, we point out each other’s frailties, mistakes, and bad judgment, we flash the insecurities we’ve had since childhood, and then we come back together. Until the next time.” — Lisa See

84. “Sister. She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she’s the reason you wish you were an only child.” — Barbara Alpert

85. “I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because my sister Emily convinced me of it when I was a toddler…There’s a part of me that still believes it. I have moments when I think, ‘Hmm, could that be true?’ Occasionally I ask my sister about it and she responds by pulling an alien face, which only confuses matters.” — Zooey Deschanel

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86. “Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” – Sam Levenson

87. “Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks, and eyerolls.” – Unknown

88. “A toast once heard: “To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I’d found my first.” – Robert Brault

89. “There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage—you always want it.” – Kim Kardashian

90. “At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have plenty of them.” – Ken Wheaton

91. “Sisterly love is, of all sentiments, the most abstract. Nature does not grant it any functions.” — Ugo Betti

92. “Sometimes I feel old but then I remember my sister is older.”  -Author Unknown

93. “Older sister: I make the rules. Middle sister: I’m the reason we have rules. Little sister: ules don’t apply to me.” – Unknown

94. “If you trip and fall in life, I will be there to help you up – after I quit laughing.” – Unknown

95. “No matter how hard you try, sisters are the friends you can never get rid of.” – Unknown

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96. “Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.” Keep those pantyhose free of runs, use your time wisely Sis!”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

97. “We hang out, we help one another, we tell one another our worst fears and biggest secrets, and then just like real sisters, we listen and don’t judge.”— Adriana Trigiani

98. “Do you forget that I am your sister?” “No; I’ve never been granted the opportunity to forget it.”— Georgette Heyer

99. “Sisters are blessed with an extra sense that whispers when the other needs them.” – Unknown

100. “But most are like my sister and me…linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best.”— Patricia Volk

101. “All you need is love… and a sister.” – Unknown

102. “Sisters don’t need words.  They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks – expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief.  Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs – that can undermine any tale you’re telling.” — Pam Brown

103. “Whatever you do they will love you; even if they don’t love you they are connected to you till you die. You can be boring and tedious with -sisters, whereas you have to put on a good face with friends.” — Deborah Moggach

104. “Don’t try to love me because you want to be anti-Beyoncé. I am all for Beyoncé.”— Solange Knowles

105. “If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?” — Jodi Picoult

 Heartwarming and funny sister quotes

106. “When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.” -Ronda Rousey

107. “Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister?” – Alice Walker

108. “For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.” -Christina Rossetti

109. “When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then, maybe not.” – Kate Summers

110. “If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore.” – Pearl Cleage

111. “Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times.” – Byron Pulsifer

112. “I’m super-sensitive when it comes to my sister. I’ve been known to snap off a little bit behind her.” – Solange Knowles

113. “A sister is like yourself in a different movie, a movie that stars you in a different life.” – Deborah Tannen

114. “Got your mama and sister dabbing.” – Quavo

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115. “Sisters share the scent and smells — the feel of a common childhood.” — Pam Brown

116. “A woman without a sister is like a bird without wings.” – Unknown

117. “If you have nothing in life but a loving sister, you are rich.” – Unknown

118. “Sister is our first friend and second mother.” – Sunny Gupta

119. “Sisters are splendid and incredible siblings who tower out life with exuberance and responsiveness at all times.” – JD Ghai

120. “Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.” – Benjamin Disraeli

121. “You are blood. You are sisters. No man can break that bond.” – Kim Boykin

122. “Sisters share a bond unlike any other – thornier, but also tender, full of possibility.”― Joy McCullough

123. “A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” – Isadora James

124. “There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.” – Mary Wortley Montagu

Funny Sister Quotes That Everyone with a Sister Can Relate to

125. “My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.” — Linda Sunshine

126. “My sister and I are so close that we finish each other’s sentences and often wonder who’s memories belong to whom.” — Shannon Celebi

127. “That’s the best thing about little sisters. They spend so much time wishing they were elder sisters that in the end they’re far wiser than the elder ones could ever be.” — Gemma Burgess

128. “Sisters. Because we all need someone who will defend us behind our back and then call us on our shit to our face.” — Brooke Hampton

129. “An older sister is a friend and defender – a listener, conspirator, a counselor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.” — Pam Brown

130. “I am here to catch you anytime you fall, dear sister. Of course, only after I stop laughing.” – Unknown

131. “My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.” — RJ Mitte

132. “As anybody with two older sisters can tell you, a closed door is like a red rag to a bull. It cannot go unchallenged.” — Alan Bradley

133. “You must recognize that the way to get the good out of your brother and your sister is not to return evil for evil.” — Louis Farrakhan

134. “She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling even in the dark.”— Barbara Alpert

Short Funny Sister Quotes About Their Relationship

135. “I could never love anyone as I love my sisters.” — Amy

136. “A sibling is the lens through which you see your childhood.” — Ann Hood

137. “What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?” — James DeVries

138. “A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.” — Elizabeth Fishel

139. “A sister smiles when one tells one’s stories – for she knows where the decoration has been added.” — Chris Montaigne

140.“We acquire friends and enemies, but our sisters come with the territory.” — Evelyn Loeb

141. “Help one another is part of the religion of sisterhood.” — Louisa May Alcott.

142.“There’s nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister.” — Tia Mowry

143. “A ministering angel shall my sister be.” — William Shakespeare

144. “Sisters touch your heart in ways no other could. Sisters share…their hopes, their fears, their Love, everything they have. Real friendship springs from their special bonds.” — Carrie Bagwell.

Funny Sister Quotes That Best Define Their Union

145. “One’s sister is part of one’s essential self, an eternal presence of one’s’ heart, soul and memory.” — Susan Cabil

146. “Unconditional love: the definition of sister.” — Alicia Cook

147. “A sister is a friend you don’t have to avoid the truth with.” — Michelle Malm

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148. “We are brothers and sisters. We are one sacred family.” — Lailah Gifty Akita

149. “Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.” — Sal Williams

150. “Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart—oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape—of your sister.” — Katherine Mansfield

151. “Look inside any sister relationship and you’ll find a wealth of interesting stories.” — Colleen Sell

152. “Sisterhood is powerful.” — Robin Morgan

153. “To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confidant…it is to have a soul mate for life.” — Victoria Secunda

154. “I’ve known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.” — Josephine Angelini

Funny Sister Quotes That All Sisters Can Relate To

155. “A sister is often a mentor, a guide, and a best friend especially at a time of need.” ― Debasish Mridha

156. “One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.” ― Betsy Cohen

157. “You’re not my best friend. You’re my sister, and that’s more.” ― Jenny Han

158. “She is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.” ― Oprah Winfrey

159. “So distant but so close. So different but so similar. That’s why I love my sister.” ― Maxime Lagace

160. “Sisters and brothers are the truest, purest forms of love, family, and friendship, knowing when to hold you and when to challenge you, but always being a part of you.” ― Carol Ann Albright Eastman

161. “My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.” ― Demi Lovato

162. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.” ― Charles M. Schulz

163. “A sister is someone who owns part of what you own: a house, perhaps, or a less tangible legacy, like memories of your childhood and the experience of your family.” ― Deborah Tannen

164. “My sister ‘was the light of my life’.” ― Solomon Thomas

Funny Sister Quotes That Will Make You Miss Your Sister(s)

165. “But the love of sisters needs no words. It does not depend on memories, or mementos, or proof. It runs as deep as a heartbeat. It is as ever-present as a pulse.” — Lisa Wingate

166. “My sister…is the person who keeps me in line, whether I like it or not. I trust her and also have a good, healthy fear of her.” — Katy Perry

167. “Your sister knows everything to say to piss you off. But sisters tend to be each other’s biggest champion and also their hardest critics.” — Erin Foster

168. “Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister, and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man.” — Irving Berlin

169. “I love my sister more than anything in this life/I will choose her happiness over mine every time.” — Hamilton

170. “Four sisters, parted for an hour/None lost, one only gone before/Made by love’s immortal power/Nearest and dearest evermore.” — Louisa May Alcott

171. “There is no place for secrets in sisterhood.” — Erin Forbes

172. My first beauty moment was when I was probably four years old. My sister and I snuck into my mom’s room and got into her makeup. We put on blush and lipstick and eyeshadow. I will always remember that day.” — Stella Maxwell

173. “My sister was the one person who told me not to change, that my skin was beautiful. She really helped me feel good about myself.” — Khoudia Diop

174. “Don’t talk about my sister; don’t play with me about my sister. If you do, you’ll see another side of me.” — Beyoncé

Funny Sister Quotes To Share With Your Beloved Sisters

175. “How do people make it through life without a sister?” ― Sara Corpening

176. “Sister you were the one I always told on, now you’re the friend I always lean on. I count my blessings everyday for you.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

177. “Your sister is a jewel, a priceless, one-of-a-kind gem who makes living precious for many people, including you.” ― Dave Pipitone

178. “Sister. You are not only a strong woman, you are the strongest tie to the best years of my life.” ― Melanie J. Pellowski

179. “She is my sounding board, my confidante, my keeper of secrets – and my best friend.” ― Kathleen O’Keefe

180. “You know full well as I do the value of sisters’ affections; there is nothing like it in this world.” ― Charlotte Brontë

181. “Words that describe you: my wise sister, my confidant, and my best friend.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

182. “I’m thankful for my sisters, who are my dearest friends, and my friends who are like dear sisters.” ― Marilynne Todd Linford

183. “Appreciation is a word that describes how I feel for my sister being a part of my life.” ― Kate Summers

184. “When I was discouraged, my sister encouraged. When I had doubt my sister would shout, you can do it, do not quit.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

Funny Sister Quotes That Reflect Your Strong Bond

185. “Having an elder sister is like a diamond in the darkest room.” — Pratiksha Prajapati

186. “If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them daily – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.” — Amaury Nolasco

187. “Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.” — Rudyard Kipling

188. “Boys seemed incredibly tedious and dim compared to my sisters, who were always a rush of energy and excitement, buzzing over all the books, records, jokes, rumors and ideas we were discovering together.” — Rob Sheffield

189. “The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.”

Kendall Jenner

190. “Sisters examine each other so they can have a map for how they should behave.” — Michael D. Kahn

191. “I see my sisters as one of the few constants in my life.”— Jane Isay

192. “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” — George Brett

193. “It is strange how sisters can be saviors or strangers and sometimes a bit of both.”— Amanda Lovelace

194. “You’re a big sister?’ I was shocked. She seemed so good-natured and compassionate.” — Natalie Standiford

Hilarious Funny Sister Quotes that Sum up the Sister Bond

195. “I was a bratty little sister. I was the youngest of three, and I often felt as though I didn’t fit in.” ― Dorothy Hamill

196. “There’s no better friend than a sister.” ― Mary Engelbreit

197. “When I was growing up, I always read horror books, while my sister read romance novels.” ― Dorothy Allison

198. “My sister Liza and I have never felt that we were in competition.” ― Lorna Luft

199. “It was my sister Maureen who was responsible for my becoming a Reagan.” ― Michael Reagan

200. “For me being the youngest, there was never ever anything that was an issue to cause rivalry between me and my sisters.” ― Nicole Appleton

201. “Sometimes I just walk through; I just show up, as in The Other Sister.” ― Hector Elizondo

202. “The coolest thing is that my sister and I, you know, we’ve done what a lot of people have not been able to do. Which is to have our own careers, together.” ― Tia Mowry

203. “My major influence was my ten years older sister.” ― Willa Ford

204.  “Twin-sister of Religion, Selfishness.” ― Percy Bysshe Shelley

Funny Sister Quotes to Take on the Relationship with a Sister

205. “As a brother and sister, our tastes were pretty different growing up. He liked a lot of early hip hop. My dad didn’t understand it and would try to talk him out of it.” ― Taryn Manning

206. “My career has always revolved around what I do and don’t want my sisters and brothers seeing me doing.” ― Melissa Joan Hart

207. “I have six sisters, so I assumed I’d have a girl. Learning I was having a boy was really weird.” ― Melissa Joan Hart

208. “Before I thought there was a common denominator between my films – as if all my characters were sisters – but I’m not so sure now.” ― Juliette Binoche

209. “Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.” ― John Sebastian

210. “I can’t wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.” ― David Gallagher

211. “Sister, you’re trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I’m done, I’m finished, I’m going to die.” ― George Bernard Shaw

212. “My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.” ― Paul Lynde

213. “I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed up and pretend that we were chic, sophisticated ladies. And I think that was a great sort of preparation, in a way.” ― Suzanne Farrell

214. “I remember that I used to mix with my friends who had brothers and sisters. I was an only child.” ― Keith Emerson

Funny Sisters Quotes to Celebrate Sisterly Connection

215. “Sisters are connected throughout their lives by a special bond – whether they try to ignore it or not. For better or for worse, sisters remain sisters, until death do them part.” — Brigid McConville

216. “Only a sister knows how you really felt when you stumbled and when you succeeded, when you fell from grace and when you were forsaken, when you reached your lowest valley and when you climbed your highest mountain.” — Colleen Sell

217. “From the psychological jousting between sisters in the early family arena emerge the first tentative boundaries of their personalities.” — Elizabeth Fishel

218. “Sister dear, never fear God will help you if you try. Do not despair, but always care to be good and love to try.” — Anna Alcott

219. “Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that’s never lost is your sister.” — Gail Sheeny

220. “How the hell do you sum up your sister in three minutes? She’s your twin and your polar opposite. She’s your constant companion and your competition. She’s your best friend and the biggest bitch in the world. She’s everything you wish you could be and everything you wish you weren’t.” — M. Molly Backes

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221. “A sister travels with you always. She is only a whisper or a thought or a prayer away. She moves through our lives with us.” — Roxie Kelley

222. “Sisters, as you know, also have a unique relationship. This is the person who has known you your entire life, who should love you and stand by you no matter what, and yet it’s your sister who knows exactly where to drive the knife to hurt you the most.” — Lisa See

223. “Once women find sisterhood, there’s nothing stronger.” — Zoe Kravitz

224. “The last thing May says to me is ‘When our hair is white, we’ll still have our sister love.’”— Lisa See

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225. “You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say thank you!” — Kate Summers

226. “You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you.” — George R.R. Martin

227. “It was nice to be in such close physical proximity, even though they hadn’t spoken in months, and only via cursory birthday cards and the like. In the end, it didn’t matter. Sisters were sisters.” — Emma Straub

228. “I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see, I sought my God, but my God eluded me; And then I sought my sisters and my brothers, and in them, I found all three.” — Baba Amte

229. “Each one of us is responsible for the whole of humankind. We need to think of each other really as brothers and sisters and to be concerned for each other’s welfare.” — Dalai Lama

231. “Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.” — Sojourner Truth

230. “My family is everything. I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister… because they have given me everything. The education I have is thanks to them.” — Ronaldinho

232. “Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.” — Susan Scarf Merrell

233.“Our brothers and sisters are with us for the whole journey.” — Katherine Conger

234. “Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work.” — Maya Angelou

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235. “Lord, confound this surly sister, blight her brow with blotch and blister, cramp her larynx, lung and liver, in her guts a galling give her.” ― John Millington Synge

236. “My sister is a nurse and saves people’s lives.” ― Nicholas Lea

237. “My brother and sister are both older than I am and were born before my father went off to World War I.” ― Douglass North

238. “Ayurveda is a sister philosophy to yoga. It is the science of life or longevity and it teaches about the power and the cycles of nature, as well as the elements.” ― Christy Turlington

239. “In saving Tibet, you save the possibility that we are all brothers, sisters.” ― Richard Gere

240. “If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit, then nothing can be more redemptive.” ― Martin Luther King, Jr.

241. “You know, it comes from my mother’s side of the family. She had seven sisters and one brother, and all of them could play instruments. I suppose I picked it up from that.” ― Mel Tillis

242. “I always went to my sister, because she was older and had the care of me after my mother died.” ― Lizzie Borden

243. “It was post war. It was very gray, very dreary. Everything was still rationed when I first saw the United States in 1951. I went over to visit my sister who was a war bride.” ― John Mahoney

244. “God helping me, I will help my brothers and sisters in Christ, because they are my brothers and sisters.” ― Joseph Barber Lightfoot

Funny Sister Quotes Celebrating Sibling Bond and Banter

245. “I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister.” ― Lawrence Klein

246. “In 1792, my Sister told me, I was growing out of my senses.” ― Joanna Southcott

247. “There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one that will prevent your government.” ― Bruce Schneier

248. It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women – but he can think of them as he ought – as sisters, not as sparring partners.” ― Jim Elliot

249. “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.” ― Fionnula Flanagan

250. “Where are the flowers, the fair young flowers, that lately sprang and stood 

In brighter light and softer airs, a beauteous sisterhood?” ― William C. Bryant

251. “Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I’ve had to deal with in politics.” ― Ann Richards

252. “My sister said, You’re making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.” ― Kate Millett

253. “From my parents, I learned a very strong work ethic, and all of my brothers and sisters all worked from the earliest days of life right through to the present time.” ― George J. Mitchell

254. “You nine daughters of Jupiter, sisters of one heart.” ― Gnaeus Naevius

Funny Sister Quotes to Capture Sisterly Relationships

256. “Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.” ― Jeffrey Kluger

257. “My sister and I were born in San Francisco. When our parents died, we came down here to live with relatives.” ― Freddy Fender

258. “My father’s sister never married in order to raise me.” ― Marcel Carne

259. “So come to me, my little one,– / My years with thee I share, / And mingle with a sister’s love / A mother’s tender care.” ― John Greenleaf Whittier

260. “We are sisters. We will always be sisters.Our differences may never go away, but neither, for me, will our song.” ― Elizabeth Fishel

261. “And my little sister died when she was 16.” ― Jeremy London

262. “Loomis has always felt himself responsible for the fact that he did not stop Michael when he first murdered his sister, and so he’s got that guilt to live with.” ― Donald Pleasence

263. “It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married to a woman whom he called Sister.” ― Sister Parish

264. “A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery, or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called.” ― Maria Monk

265. I was an only child; I didn’t have a sister, or sisters.” ― Beverly Cleary

Funny Sister Quotes To Appreciate Your Siblings

266. “Sister Virginia used to say, ‘You’ll be known by the company you keep.'” ― Michael Scheuer

267. “I played with dolls until I was 15. My mother encouraged it because my older sister got married when she was 15, so Mom thought that the longer I stayed with dolls, the better.” ― Linda Evans

268. “In too many cases, the moms, the dads, the sisters and brothers of children with cancer must stand by a hospital bed and watch helplessly as this horrible disease consumes the life of an innocent child.” ― Michael McCaul

269. “I don’t know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name.” ― John Cornyn

270. “But my brother Joey was there, and my sister Tina Nina Minnelli was there.” ― Liza Minnelli

271. “My dear sister, I hope, when God Almighty in his righteous providence shall take me out of time into eternity, that it will be by a flash of lightning.” ― James Otis

272. “My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often.” ― Emo Philips

273. “It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.” ― Abigail Van Buren

274. “I was brought up by my mother and my two sisters, although they’re older than me and fled the nest very young, so I was technically raised as an only child, but I was very much loved.” ― Gary Oldman

275. “I’m the oldest and I’ve got two sisters.” ― Lisa Snowdon

276. “Even though you are my little sister, your hugs during the difficult times in my life, have been like a hug from God.” — Kate Summers

277. “God sent me an angel when he gave me you as a sister.” — Catherine Pulsifer

278. “Each family of sisters has a language and a turn of phrase all its own.” — Barbara Mathias

279. “Sisters don’t need daily conversation. They don’t always need to be together, as long as they live in each other’s hearts.” — Nevy

280. “You mess with my sister, you’re messing with me!” ― Loretta Livingstone

281. “[S]isters could do a great deal for their brothers, if they would.” ― Isabella Macdonald Alden

282. “I would consider all women as my mother but not all girls as my sisters.” ― M.F. Moonzajer

283. “We were secret sisters with a plan for world domination, potential bubbling around us like champagne.” ― Laurie Halse Anderson

284. “The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.” ― Christopher Moore

285. “No matter what, they always had each other. How did people get through life without sisters?” ― Michelle Madow

What’s so special about having a sister in your life?

Having a sister is one of the most important relationships in your life.

These funny sister quotes capture all the love, happiness, and laughter that comes with having one.

When you have a sister, you’re always guaranteed to have someone by your side, no matter what life throws your way.

Sisters are your best defense, they’re your best friends, and they’re there for the best memories.

You will share the most memorable laughs with your sister, and the sweetest sad moments.

The truth is, having a sister is having a built-in partner for life, from the good moments to the bad.

And they’re always there to make you laugh.

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