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Community Quotes to Make You Laugh

These Community quotes will help you get a feel for the show.

Community is an American sitcom with over 100 episodes that aired on NBC from 2009 to 2014, which brought tons of laughter to thousands of people across America during its run. The audience found the story and gag setups in this series hilarious and very engaging.

It is set in a fictional community college in Colorado. It uses heavy humor and pop culture as its base reference for most of its gags, which effectively connects with the general audience.

If you missed out watching this awesome sitcom, then you can read these Community quotes to get a feel for the show and maybe start watching it online after.

Don’t forget to also check out these Shrill quotes to help you break out of the perfectionist mold.

Community quotes from Pierce Hawthorne

1. “I had a couple of island girls over, one of them must have slipped me a mickey.” — Pierce Hawthorne

2. “I was never one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges, I’ll always hate him for that.” — Pierce Hawthorne

3. “Baste you chubby cheeks in tears of gravy.” — Pierce Hawthorne

4. “We’re all kind of crazytown bananapants.” — Pierce Hawthorne

5. “I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom” — Pierce Hawthorne

6. “Well I may be a genius, but I’m not a lesbian.” — Pierce Hawthorne

7.“Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone who turns me on?” — Pierce Hawthorne

8. “When we seek to destroy others, we often hurt ourselves, because it’s the self that wants to be destroyed.” — Pierce Hawthorne

Community quotes from Troy Barnes

9. I’m going to eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” — Troy Barnes

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10. “Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why god gave them parts that jiggle.” — Troy Barnes

11. “I give this year a “D”, for delightful!” — Troy Barnes

12. “There is a time and place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.” — Troy Barnes

13. “I wanna see if wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.” — Troy Barnes

14. “Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and then it turns out I already ate it.” — Troy Barnes

15. “If it was cool to eat god, he’d be a chicken finger.” — Troy Barnes

16. “I’m doctor doogie Seacrest. I think I’m better than everyone else, because I’m forty.” — Troy Barnes

17. “If we get bit we could turn into a zombie. The banana said so.” — Troy Barnes

18. “First time I was punched in the face, I was like “Oh no!”, but then I was like “this is a story..”” — Troy Barnes

19. “Never change, or do. I’m not your boss.” — Troy Barnes

Community quotes from Annie Edison

20. “Oh my god! I’m finally popular enough to be in the yearbook!” — Annie Edison

21. “Everybody loves pelicans, they bring babies!” — Annie Edison

22. “I’m the smartest one in the group and all I’ve been used for is bait and distraction.” — Annie Edison

23. “I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.” — Annie Edison

24. “They deploy things in football, right? I went for rhyme over clarity.” — Annie Edison

25. “Your last blow-off class taught me to live in the moment which I will always regret and never do again.” — Annie Edison

26. “Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is here!” — Annie Edison

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Community quotes from Abed Nadir

27. “Sometimes the hardest prisons to break out of, are the ones without locks.” — Abed Nadir

28. “Some flies are too awesome for the wall.” — Abed Nadir

29. “You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is.” — Abed Nadir

30. “Our first assignment is a documentary. The’re like real movies, but with ugly people.” — Abed Nadir

31. “When you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for other people isn’t such a big deal.” — Abed Nadir

32. “I looked inside Nicolas Cage and I found a secret: People are random and pointless.” — Abed Nadir

33. “I got self-esteem flowing out of my butt.” — Abed Nadir

34. “You made me so happy I peed a little.” — Abed Nadir

Community quotes from Ian Duncan

35. “Sorry I’m late. The sidewalk is more comfortable than it looks.” — Ian Duncan

36. “So.. what is anthropology? Seriously, does anyone know?” — Ian Duncan

37. “This is why the English never win any sports, because everyone else cheats!” — Ian Duncan

Community quotes from Jeff Winger

38. “Let’s do what people do. Let’s get a house we can’t afford and a dog that makes us angry.” — Jeff Winger

39. “We’re the only species on earth that observes shark week.” — Jeff Winger

40. “I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.” — Jeff Winger

41. “Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.” — Jeff Winger

42. I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I’m god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah.” — Jeff Winger

43. “I’m no sociopath. I always know that what I’m doing is wrong. I’m just a guy who doesn’t like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. So if you think about it, I’m the sanest person here.” — Jeff Winger

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44. “The funny thing about being smart, is that you can get through most of life without ever having to do any work.” — Jeff Winger

45. “Don’t talk to me about romance. I had a three way in a hot air balloon.” — Jeff Winger

Community quotes from Craig Pelton

46. “I had no idea alcohol makes people horny. Makes me sleepy.” — Craig Pelton

47. “Come on I’m dean, and my hands are so clean. At this moment, I am stapeling!” — Jeff Winger

Community quotes from Britta Perry

48. “Why are you dressed like an ’80s rapist?” — Britta Perry

49. “A lifetime of disappointment has given me douche-ray vision.” — Britta Perry

50. “I know the stakes aren’t really that high, but somehow that just makes it scarier.” — Britta Perry

Which of these Community quotes is your favorite?

The creator of this series got his inspiration from his very own experiences attending a community college back in his hometown.

Because of its unique and brave take on humor, it soon gained a wide cult following despite struggling to keep its ratings up.

Regardless of it, it is undeniable that this series is a hidden gem to fans among sitcoms’ golden era, which gave us numerous meme materials years later.

If you have tons of free time and want to have a light and relaxing day, then watching this series should definitely be on your list.

Of course, you are free to share these Community quotes and sayings with your friends while you browse for more sitcoms to watch.

Stephanie Kirby
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