70 Funny Movie Quotes For When You Need a Good Laugh

You will love reliving some of your favorite comedy movies through these funny movie quotes!

Funny movies fall into the comedy genre and are any movie that brings humor and laughter.

While you may think of a funny movie as solely a comedy, they can also be romantic comedies, action comedies, horror comedies, and even drama comedies.

With the diversity of funny movies, there is always a funny movie for your taste, and funny movies have many health benefits.

Some of the health benefits of a funny movie include: reducing your stress levels, improving your mental health by making you laugh, lowering your blood pressure, and promoting peace by lightening your mood.

Enjoy some good laughs as you read these funny movie quotes!

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Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the ’70s

Check out some of these hilarious quotes from your favorite comedy movies!

1. “It’s just a flesh wound.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail

2. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” — Jaws

3. “It happens every time; they all become blueberries.” — Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

4. “Excuse me while I whip this out.” — Blazing Saddles

5. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” — The Godfather

6. “The new phone book’s here… I’m a somebody now.” — The Jerk

7. “A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card when you only care enough to send the very best!” — Grease

8. “Your nose is broken… Ah, it’s an improvement.” — Rocky

9. “Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.” — Blazing Saddles

10. “All right, we’ll call it a draw.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the ’80s

Take a look at these funny quotes from your favorite comedy movies released in the ’80s!

11. “Did I stutter?” — The Breakfast Club

12. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” — Airplane

13. “You’re gonna eat lightnin’, and you’re gonna crap thunder!” — Rocky II

14. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” — A Christmas Story

15. “I’ll have what she’s having.” — When Harry Met Sally

16. “Bueller… Bueller… Bueller.” — Ferris Bueller’s Days Off

17. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die.” — The Princess Bride

18. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.” — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

19. “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” — Airplane

20. “Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — A Fish Called Wanda

Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the ’90s

Jump back to the ’90s with these funny quotes from your favorite movies.

21. “You’re killing me, Smalls.” — The Sandlot

22. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” — Dumb and Dumber

23. “This one time at band camp…” — American Pie

24. “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!” — Rush Hour

25. “There’s no crying in baseball!” — A League of Their Own

26. “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” — Billy Madison

27. “We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for…One million dollars.” — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

28. “Someday, you gonna get b*tch-slapped, and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.” — 10 Things I Hate About You

29. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

30. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?” — City Slickers

Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the 2000s

Relive your favorite moments with these movie quotes.

31. “You sit on a throne of lies!” — Elf

32. “That escalated quickly.” — Anchorman

33. “It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — The Hangover

34. “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? — Meet the Parents

35. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Step Brothers

36. “I’m the best there is. I wake up in the morning, and I piss excellence.” — Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

37. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” — Dodgeball

38. “I like your outfit, too, except when I dress up as a frigid b…h, I try not to look so constipated.” — Legally Blonde

39. “I’m in a glass case of emotion.” — Anchorman

40. “Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner!” — Napoleon Dynamite

Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the 2010s

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41. “I was an alternate for Season 3 Ice Road Truckers, I’ll be fine.” — Daddy’s Home 2

42. “Your farts aren’t manly. They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.” — The Other Guys

43. “At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.” — Bridesmaids

44. “If you are going to come along with us, please refrain from saying things like ‘preach’ or ‘go girl’ or any other colloquialism that you may have looked up in an urban dictionary.” — Girls Trip

45. “If I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d like this. But, I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t like this.” — Big Hero 6

46. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” — The Avengers

47. “If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.” — Moana

48. “Fourth wall break inside of a four-wall break? That’s like… 16 walls!” — Deadpool

49. “Look at me; how dare you! Close your eyes!” — The Favourite

50. “Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned dad-off.” — Daddy’s Home

Recalling the Hilarious Charm of Classic Funny Movie Quotes

51. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” — Hocus Pocus

52. “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” — The Devil Wears Prada

53. “What the hell have you people been smoking out there?” — Avatar

54. “Ain’t nobody coming to see you, Otis!” — The Temptations

55. “There’s no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!” — Onward

56. “I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets?” — Twitches

57. “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!” — Home Alone

58. “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.” — Guardians of the Galaxy

59. “Get that finger out of your ear! You don’t know where that finger’s been!” — Airplane

60. “YOU’RE nervous? An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!” — The Parent Trap

Unearthing the Wit and Humor in Memorable Funny Movie Quotes

61. Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.” — Batman Begins

62. “That’s it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!” — Mulan

63. If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them.” — Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail

64. “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” — Legally Blonde

65. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!?” — Bridesmaids

66. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.” — Pitch Perfect

67. “I’ll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!” — 13 Going on 30

68. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mean Girls

69. “You’re tacky, and I hate you.” — School of Rock

70. “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” — The Devil Wears Prada

What Are Some of the Best Comedy Movies

There are thousands of great funny movies, and everyone has a different opinion, but we wanted to provide you with a list of a few must-see comedy movies.

Some funny movies that you have to have on your bucket list are Airplane!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dumb and Dumber, and Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, just to name a few!

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