70 Alcohol Quotes About Drinking & Partying

These awesome alcohol quotes about drinking and partying celebrate your wildest booze-filled nights.

Alcohol is beloved around the world for making us feel more confident, uplifted, and easygoing. These alcohol quotes for drinkers will remind you of some of your wildest nights spent drinking.

Why is drinking alcohol a favorite for many?

Drinking alcohol can lead to a lot of laughter, crazy antics, and fun times. Remember to always drink responsibly and enjoy in moderation. The next time you’re drunk with friends, share these quotes with them to really get the party started.

The best quotes about drinking alcohol can be insightful or funny. Open up your mind to new possibilities and freshen up your outlook on life. These quotes about drinking and being drunk come from the minds of legendary party-goers.

When you’re drinking alcohol or dealing with drunk people, keeping these words in mind may be useful. Read and share these incredible alcohol quotes and get ready to drink it all down.

Don’t forget to also read our list of helpful drug addict sayings that will shift your mindset.

Alcohol quotes about drinking and partying

1.) “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

2.) “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” – W.C. Fields

3.) “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

4.) “Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.” – Conan O’Brien 
If you’re enjoying these quotes, make sure to read our collection of party quotes to remind you that life is a party.

5.) “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi

6.) “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

7.) “Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” – P. J. O’Rourke

8.) “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” – Richard Braunstein

9.) “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway

10.) “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

11.) “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor

Alcohol quotes that will make you want to go out and drink

12.) “War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.” – William Faulkner

13.) “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

14.) “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler

15.) “A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

16.) “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright

17.) “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy

18.) “I drink when I have occasion … and sometimes when I have no occasion.” – Miguel De Cervantes

19.) “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

20.) “One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” – James Thurber

Hilarious and insightful alcohol quotes

21.) “One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.” – Edward Burke

22.) “I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant

23.) “Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.” – Herman Smith- Johannsen

24.) “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

25.) “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

26.) “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.” – Robert Benchley

27.) “Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.” – Lillian Hellman

28.) “The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” – William Butler Yeats

29.) “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” – George Gordon

30.) “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

Alcohol quotes to get the party started

31.) “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” – Bette Davis

32.) “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman

33.) “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” – Tom Waits

34.) “The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” – William Temple

35.) “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King

36.) “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” – David Daye

37.) “I try to convince myself that it’s the alcohol talking. But alcohol can’t talk. It just sits there. It can’t even get itself out of the bottle.” – David Levithan

38.) “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

If you’re enjoying these quotes, make sure to read our collection of wine quotes to celebrate over your favorite glass.

39.) “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” – Charles Bukowski

40.) “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone

Interesting alcohol and liquor quotes

41.) “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” – Albert Einstein

42.) “Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” – Dudley Moore

43.) “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

44.) “I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

45.) “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” – Ben Jonson

46.) “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson

47.) “Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” – Jonathan Swift

48.) “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry

49.) “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

50.) “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” – Chelsea Handler

Thought-provoking alcohol quotes

51. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” – Steve Fergosi

52. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

53. “Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.” – Thomas Fuller

54. “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin

55. “Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money.” – Mary Wilson Little

56. “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” – Benjamin Franklin

57. “Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.” – Philip Rosenthal

58. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

59. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” – Louis Pasteur

60. “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” – Unknown

More alcohol quotes and sayings

61. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde

62. “It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

63. “Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson

64. “After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” – Oscar Wilde

65. “When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” – Jimmy Breslin

66. “Drinking wine is like using magic: there’s always a price to pay.” – Neel Burton

67. “Alcohol provides the only true escape, that’s why it still remains in such high demand.” – Robert Black

68. “New wine may please the eye, but the tongue always prefers the old.” – Sunny, Shambala Sect

69. “Some people are extroverts only when they are drunk.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

70. “Alcohol is the only drug on earth you have to justify not taking.” – Annie Grace

Which of these epic alcohol quotes makes you want to go out drinking the most?

These hilarious quips and insightful words about drinking alcohol will make you thirsty for some booze. Raise up your glass in celebration and remember your wildest drunken night.

As long as you enjoy responsibly, alcohol can lift your spirits and boost your social confidence. If you like drinking and being drunk, these alcohol quotes are sure to entertain you. 

Quotes from famous drinkers and crazy celebrities are a guaranteed way to get the party started. You’ll be inspired to drink and dance all night after you read these incredible sayings about alcohol. Whether you like beer, wine, or liquor, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. Share these alcohol quotes and sayings with all of your drinking buddies and motivate them to have a good time. 

What are your favorite quotes about drinking alcohol and getting drunk? Let us know in the comment section below.

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